h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I got a phonecall this evening from not just one daughter, but two!

By the wonders of modern science, we had a threeway conversation

VV: "Hi Mum"

Hello darling..

VC: "Hi Mum"

Hello darling..

VC: "Do you remember the new helmet I bought at the BMF?"

Yes dear..

VC: "Well VV asked if she could try it on. I asked her if she was a small size and she said 'yes', so she tried it on"

uh huh..

VC: "She got it on... but she couldn't get it off It was stuck!"

*giggles*.. and what did you do?

VV: "It wasn't QUITE like that Mum!"

Wasn't it dear?..

VV: "No"
VC: "Yes it was! Her head was too big!"
VV: "No it wasn't. My nose got stuck!"


So we have confirmation! VV has a big nose!!


lil xx

I assume the helmet had been removed at this stage, or was there an inbuilt mobile phone connection?

zdt

Oh Yus!!

VC's hubby threatened to get the WD40 out!!

Music hath charms to remove the savage beast?

WD40, nope, you got the spelling wrong, what you need is UB40:

http://www.emi.com.br/imagem/noticias/ub40.jpg

But if it's a helmet, axle grease may be more appropriate. here's a very nice Axel Red from France:

http://www.khmaniacs.com/imagenes/persomensual/junio2004/05.jpg

Or you could just go for the standard Axl:

http://www.therock1067.com/modules/htmlarea/upload7/uncledave_140.jpg

(if you go for the last one, do pass him over when you've finished please.)

zdt

Oh Lord!!

Axl

They are both G n R fans!!

Traveller in Time doing hardware maintenance
"Ever heard of chain-honey ?

It is the most y of the lubricants, though perfect for chains, not to be applied on hair however.

'can I try it on ?' . . . . 'can not get it off !' just the imagination. "

TT it can only happen with my two!!

*sigh* Young people these days; i dunno....what are they like eh? Into loud heavy metal, bikes, long haired blokes...tsk tsk. I blame the parents meself.

Thank goodness i am normal & detest all that sort of stuff.

zdt

Oh, and self-deprecation, why yes, that two...
That's from one of the "more-or-less" longer haired blokes.

Whee...
.
A stuck helmet? How bizarre.

Very funny ( Not that it was funny for VV there and then, but I bet she is ing about it now )

Assuming it ever did get off.

The tickets to see Guns N' Roses at the NEC sold out before I could get one.

The girls reckon their new album isn't much good and that it isn't the original group either

It's not, it's only Axl. What new album?

I dunno, what new album.. but stayed tuned to this thread and no doubt one of the girls will tell you..

oh gread. Did it take long to get the helmet off?

It must have been long enough, because VC said she was considering having to take VV to the Fire Station to get it cut off..

... The helmet, that is.. and not VV's head..

oh, that's bad

*giggles*