h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Guess whos free, free again....

day release type thing *stretches and back clicks*


Oooooow ouch my poor acheyness

right *hands out buckets* I am in soppy mode so some of you with weaker stomaches may need these

Ah I miss Cal

I think I'm drowning
Asphyxiated
I wanna break this spell
That you've created
You're something beautiful
A contradiction
I wanna play the game
I want the friction

Muse- Time is running out


I'm definitely in danger of being an obsessive. Aht. Oh, sorry *hands out more buckets*

*yawns* as usual, missed all you lot *gestures vaguely* my phone went on the blink for a bit serves me right for using vodafone, rang them up and as I was talking to them it started working again (typical) but still persisted with them giving me the unlock code for my phone. They resisted. They told me give them two weeks they have to make one up

a) they told me this once before, shall we say more than two weeks ago......

b) make one up????? MAKE ONE UP??? I dont understand this, they have to make one up? whut?

Told my friend she said (I write this just as she speaks)
"Right Right Right I bet you they ring you in two weeks and say right ok look, we've been thinking and the unlock code is........... four"

I couldnt stop laughing

I can just see it now

Hmmm *shifty eyes* might have to have it unlocked less legally or something

well, i'd need an chance first

we'll see if they come through this time first shall we

also, why is it so warm suddenly?

*buys an electric fan*

I mean this is silly we're in england, why do we get this extreme weather? Freezing or cooking? Cant we have a calmer climate of some sort? As has been said, we get the weather everywhere else gets a climate

grrr-ness

hmm words I havent used for a while:

Prexactly/prexactamente
discombobulation
outsaneness (thankyew yael!)
amazamenting
confuzzling


cant think up any more, but this list must be added to. I shall release a dictionary of jack-isms.

right *stretches again*

TTFN folks and folkesses

-Jack

*poke*

Hi Jack!

...better not say that in an airport...

Back so soon?!



Words to be used more often: Mufflewump (I've heard that somewhere before but can't put my finger on it)

hhm mufflewump.... I recognise it too......

mufflewhump is from Harry potter I think not that I've read it or anything



*grabs Jack and es him*

Heya Jack!!!
Great to have you back again!

Two weekends in a row?

Are they getting fed up of you?

Welcome home


don't tell Cal I did that </>

They must REALLY be getting sick of him. I remember when I was in hospital as a child. They said they wouldn't let me go until I was cured, but after a week they let me go because I MIGHT be getting better.

Hey Jack, good to see you back with us again

They let you out AGAIN!! I'm obviously not paying them enough
__@'-'

*pounces on Cal and Jack*


You're both back!!!!!

Cals just visiting me I think, wants to see wether he got mentioned or not

*poke*


it's his birthday today </>

*poke*

I know silly I sent him two cards! Two! AND a mini pressie! </>

*poke* *poke*


I know I saw them *grins* very sexy girl </> *giggles*

*poke poke poke*

well I rang him this morning too! So if you knew I knew then why did you tell me if I knew..... know..... thing </>

Hey Jack, glad to have you back again

*poke poke poke poke*

I didn't know you rang him this morning did I so blah

Hi!

and *poke poke poke* tch did you think i'd forget?