h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

well...I just got back from getting my Miningitis vaccine shot...it wasn't too bad...what happened in the waiting room was really funny though...
I was sitting there reading a magazine (the september edition of Discover to be specific) leaning on my arm which was resting on my leg...there were these other two guys...one of which was also getting his vaccine...the other had called someone who must of asked about his friend and he told them that his friend had fallen down on the floor since he didn't want to get his shot (which wasn't the case)...well...when I was called I found that my entire leg had fallen asleep on me...so I got up and promptly fell back down...then I triped several times over my my sleeping foot...before staggering down the hallway to the room...it was pretty funny...and ironic...

Good to see you again, "life has been a lot less wierd with you sandwich maker" style missing you and Evilclaw.

I've been here. Where've you been?

as have I...EvilClaw...methinks you just like to complain...my stabby spot no hurt...it ached for a little while...but it's stopped...why must you always complain about the littlest thingy...


...I'm so hypocritical...

I am, therefore I complain. Therefore I endure. Therefore I persist. Therefore I must complain.


Life is like a terminal disease that everybody has with no cure and little relief. But one h*ll of a ride.

Ah, but then there's friends.
You vent, you don't implode. Simple, see?

I've been away

if he couldn't vent...then wouldn't he explode...

Well good to have you back. Venting at friends is fun because they understand that you're a good person under the seething hatred

Are you sure they're not intimidated?

Nah. They usually just stick a needle in my arm and I calm down... and the world gets a little blurry... and a lot colorful... and all the songs on the radio begin to make sense... ...

....well...what about "I bet you they won't play this song on the radio"?

Yes. That song is about the evils of censorship. So is the FCC song.

Posting nothing doesn't make you any friends, Anole.

I know

Then why'd you do it?

......

Ah yes. The old awkward silence routine. Well social convention has never stopped me from talking before and it won't stop me now!

...BAM! LOOK AT THAT BACON SIZZLE!

*Looks at the bacon. Sizzle*