h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

... I'm so selling the tape of this to America's funniest home videos.

*happily sighs at the heat of pure suger burning*
*stops twitching*

I'm going to go get myself a dragonbane. We'll see whos laughing then.

*continues sleeping*
Zzzzzzz

... Or a dragoon (from Final Fantasy)! We'll see whos laughing then!

Zzzzzz

*poke*

*snores loudly*
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

*rips off a scale*

*tucks in wings* and rolls over on to EC*
Zzzzzz

*"accidentally" spills a vat of liquid nitrogen on Anole*

*sighs with pleasure*

*follows this with a good messure of potassium*

*a huallucination forms and gets some magnesium to burn on Anole*

*as a cat is smooshed flat but will revert to original form after a humorous accordine shape*

psst...psst!...PSSST!
hey...liquid nitrogen...it's cold...so water condeses on it's surface...and potassium...it's highly reactive...so when in contact with water...it starts to burn...

But hes a fire dragon. You would have been better off with just the nitrogen because logically fire dragons would hate extreme cold.

yes...but chemical burn! not pyrothermisobaric burn......I have no clue what a pyrothermisobaric burn is...I supose a fiery, hot burn that does not involve a change in presure...

But still. Ice beats fire. Although I suppose that ice dragons don't like fire either.

you forget that the liquid nitrogen is still there...so it's both burning and freezing which intensifies the pain 10 fold if you remember the example about holding the hot water hose and the cold water hose at the same time