h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Remember this the next time you need to return something and they are giving you a hard time! BUT! only if your a woman

A woman went to the service counter and told the employee she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work The employee told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on a special offer.

Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming,

'PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!'

The befuddled employee ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers.

The manager comes to the woman and asks, 'Ma'am what seems to be the problem?' She explains the problem with the toaster, and he also tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on a special offer.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screams,

'PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!'

now this begins to draw an even bigger crowd!
In shock, the store manager pleads, 'Ma'am, why are you saying that?' In a huff, the woman says,

'BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED !

The crowd broke into applause and laughter and her money was quickly refunded!!

whether a real life event or not - it could work! or at least bring smiles

No reason the same method wouldn't work for a male in a simular situation

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