h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A home for witty banter that probably wont be stopped for 'out of context' chatting. So let us begin the good clean banter. Only if your thick skinned and only post if you stay within the house rules. Lets get started.

Owen your insecurity is quite obvious in that you have to lock your computer to stop people sitting at your desk even though you are part time. Don't be afraid about this not being 606 and there not being football. If you want to run after a ball all day I'm sure I can arrange something.

Oh, a sporty 606er? I've heard things about them...

We must be patient for the little man, he needs to find this place.

beardo im here.. let the battle commence.. although its on you my friend... i slayed you earlier.. awaiting reply..

I'm satisfied in having ruined any of your attempts to pull the new girls by making them aware of your 'orientation' even if the information is not actually true. Sedition is a wonderful thing. At least nobody will slip on the trail you leave around the development pod now. Knight to kings bishop 4.

I thought this was meant to be 'witty' not 'incomprehensible'?

beardo... you need to do something special to top that one

It makes sense to us, but were just wierd. Self-deprication, its the way forward

you were like a turtle on its shell man!!

Claiming weirdness does not make you more amusing, it's a childish attempt to make yourself feel like an adult.

Unfortunately for you, mum aint stupid...

childish Says the guy with a 'thing' for horses. Do you know that there are some rather disturbing theories on why preteen girls like horses almost as much as you? I think someone is repressed. That mature enough for you rookie?

yep, I am now bored of talking about myself.... make the most of it, it dont happen often .........

ok dude u have put 2 posts up and im already bored.. and the horses thing!? its as if u want people to ridicule you!!

Ah faun, fresh meat eh? Back up to your old tricks I see.

ah beardo i see you are wearing a "new shirt".. perhaps you should pop into the museum on your long walk home (largely due to your ass being so big it you have a second shadow).. once in the museum you can place the shirt on a nearby desk and someone in there will surely be amazed when the take a closer look.. dinosaur dna.. perhaps jurrasic park could be a distinct possibility!! also the staff if they were to take a closer look at you would find that you predate stone age man and actually make about as much sense as them... for your attempy at witty banter is lacking a cetain... wit!!

Ah good work my friend but it doesnt really do to make fun of that which you are guilty for, you match the physical description of a classic cave man. I draw attention to your forhead that makes sure the rain never touches your nose.

Now what do we have here???

A beard growing goblin obsessive disorder having kingFREAK, but enough about Tumnus :D

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as apposed to a wirey framed, inarticulate, who has an unfortunate resemblance to skeletor!!

Poor my ginger bretherin. Just poor.

When you can actually be bothered not trying to look ''smart'' then you may have the chance to actually 'step up' to me.

Oh wait, this always has to happen as you are only 4 foot tall and would need 7 or so chairs for your 'activity' in Bridgend.

You know what I'm talking about son.

DJ BRA! He would only need to do that after listening to one of the many 'Bangin tunes' that you made!