h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

As for you, 'concequence' boy

What's this about a squirrel beard? I thought it was a weasel? My weasel, that you call 'badger'...

Oh I'm sorry I thought you were good enough to not have to rely on me giving you something to work with. I'll have to try harder.

I wasn't talking to you.

asl??? robin of Hoode?

drowned fish.... im aware of your age and sadly location... but SEX is still confusing

If I told you, you'd only get it wrong, that's Robyn with a Y.

Whi do you spell it with a Y?

ahhh the response of a severly asthetically challenged person!!! no not you beardo!!

They are talking about my rather impressive beard that is similar to the one worn by the lead singer from slayer only without the moustache part. All goatee. They are jealous of it as between them they can grow as much facial hair as a prepuescent girl.

Because that's how I spell it.

Oh, and it's 'aesthetic', go read a dictionary.

Is that some sort of mystical young girl you kidnapped on your travels?

beard eh... Kerry King eh...

ah I'm a victim of rushed typing. I shall not admit to idiocy!

Idiot.

I know who you are Robyn?! Do you rob from the rich just to line your pocket? do you know the G-Man?

To line my own pocket!? I object! I am poor though... When I'm not poor, I give to the poor. And I am not discriminating illegally, the rich just have more to 'share'

Who the is the 'G-Man'

Does he wear G strings?

Does he Gurn a lot?

Is he worth knowing?

hes not worth knowing at all!!!!! i hate the fact i know him and hes near me!!

That's informative. Thanks.

You love me really faun. as they say, a beardo by any other name implies bizarre underwear.