h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hurry get your christmas list out and start preparing your pudding!

Shaaaaaaaadup!!!!!!!

Actually I am having a little mini Christmas here as have 9 days off work!
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I have LOADS of unseen this Christmas recordings and films to watch, I watched 2 hours of Corry Christmas, Vic of Dib Christmas, Bally Kiss special and 'Enders Chrismas programme from last year last night! I also dranke a bottle of mulled wine I had left, had to add sugar to that as hate red wine though.....I still have about 7 unseen Christmas films and other programmes to watch!
......Cookiecate is borrowing them next, oops, RUN!

What did you say?

Corry = Coronation Street.
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Vic of Dib = Vicar of Dibley.
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"Enders = Eastenders.

Finished all my Xmas shopping.

RF

Oops!
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Bally Kiss = BallyKiss Angel.

I understood most of it. I just wanted you to say again you thought I might be interested in Chr*****s films. I would then have told you to "WASH YER MOUF OUT"

Now look 'ere, we still have most of a tin of Roses , nuts and drinks from the last one.

AND I'm still finding bits of tinsel in odd places....

Pine needles what about the pine needles?

While trawling through the last of the Christmas nuts the other day I came across a hidden small mint chocolate, now I ate a lot of these over Christmas but all my sweeties had gone, the one last unknown mint chocolate tasted like heaven!
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"Only 348 days to christmas"

Tut , tut, it is only 347 days now,

might see if any Christmas puds are left in sale today!

AT least get easter over with before you start counting down to christmas again Speaking of which, the easter eggs are already in the shops, everything just arrives earlier and ealier soon we'll all be confused what time of the year it's supposed to be

I like this time of year. No one asks if I have been away yet, I don't have to make happy Christmas noises. No fireworks. No children banging on the door begging for treats. No wonderful smells of neighbours bbq's smelling so good I feel guilty for not cooking outside. No sounds of lawn mowers to make me feel guilty again. No when all is said and done this is a good time of year.

I have just been to my rubbish bin and a neighbour has a large tinsel hung across her window, I am not sure if she is late taking them down or early putting them up for next Christmas!
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Tap, tap, tap, on cookiecates door.
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We wish you a mery Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas!

Cookiecate opens the door dressed as the Easter Bunny<yikes) Scared Ya.

Cripes
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RRRRUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN........

Come back, only joking, here have a cream egg.

Runs in and grabs the chocolate egg to share with my cat, my cat you say?
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Chocolate egg = egg = chicken, to my cat!