h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

does anyone have any tales of when themselves, or a friend has 'gone too far'?

I once had a sailor friend. He sailed all the seven seas but it wasn't enough for him. One night he took a lifeboat and fixed a sail to it and off he went... No trace was ever found. He went too far and sailed over and off the edge the Earth.

and landed on an elephant?

who was wearing a pink dress and was named Freda.

Seriously what do you mean by going to far. I think when a friend pinches your boyfriend or sleeps with your husband thats going a bit too far.

i mean like when you are playing a joke, and it has resulted in the person on the receiving end either crying, or taking their own life. When good times go bad....

crying is one thing taking your own life well thats quite serious especically if it was supposed to be a joke.

I can't imagine anyone playing a joke that resulted in anyone killing themselves unless it was laughing.

well, theres always the age old 'hello Mr Smith, Officer Dibble here...I'm afraid to tell you that there was an accident involving a large glass sheep. Unfortunately, your wife, kids, and parents have all been killed....'

And the reason to kill yourself would be?

....I think that I might now....

OK but don't make a mess, remember someone has to clean it up.

its ok, i will just run into a wall very hard head first.

Ouch, and if you don't die you will have such a headache.

Couldn't you just sing "always look on the bright side of life"?

that song just makes me want to die. Maybe I should walk into a BNP conference and say that I beleive in equality... that oughta do it...

Nah. they would think you were mentally ill. Best go to an Arsenel game go to the Arsenel end and shout for the opposition.

>> Maybe I should walk into a BNP conference and say that I beleive in equality... that oughta do it...<<

Really? why do you think that? I'm interested to know.

RF