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RMF Art Vandelay: Missing- Presumed Fed[Hero], Join DISF at A925391! Started conversation Feb 1, 2003
This post inspired me
"I'm sorry- i don't mean to be unkind, but this has to be the most boring and banal thread i've ever seen... i mean honestly.. what time is it ?!!!!
Come on guys.. a little imagination please.. i somehow don't think this is what DNA had in mind when he helped create this site...."
So I Have Been Inspired, To create the BORINGIST, LEAST INTERESTING THREAD ON H2G2!!!
NOTHING IMGINATIVE SILLY OR INVENTIVE! JUST BORING AND POINTLESS COMMENTS!
THe Most Boring and Banal thread on H2G2
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Feb 1, 2003
Two bottles of single malt wisky, can, at the very least be said to cost an disproportiute amount of money in comparason to the effect..
But for if one was to consider the influence, on modurn culture of the neomarxixst writters of our time, then we could see yet in our sight a brighter future in which no culture needed to be distroyed because of some c**t called Mr Bush/President Blair.
Aside which, the current turn in teh global markets must be seen as a sign of impending global downturn in teh strength of our currency's, which leads us to the only prude conclusion of which is the answer that we all* know too well***
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RMF Art Vandelay: Missing- Presumed Fed[Hero], Join DISF at A925391! Posted Feb 1, 2003
I like grapenuts, they are very interesting.
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GreyDesk Posted Feb 1, 2003
You mistype "The". I've corrected it for you.
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Stealth "Jack" Azathoth Posted Feb 1, 2003
That very kind of you Grey Desk...
I have a fondness for Cheese myself.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Feb 1, 2003
2Lb tomatos
1 pineapple (large),
1 PKT green beas
2 tblsps oil
1 oinoin
2 onions
3 onions
3 onions
1 me and don't foget that we must pay homage to the one true Bob
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GreyDesk Posted Feb 1, 2003
Do the tomatoes have to be any specific type of tomato? Or will any old tomato do? And can it be just about a kilo of them, or is the Imperial measurement important here?
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Feb 1, 2003
Cats should have four legs.
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The Groob Posted Feb 1, 2003
Couldn't decide what to have for breakfast this morning. I opened the cupboard and there were the frosties and the cheerios. Couldn't make up my mind so i had half and half. Couldn't decide whether to flood them in milk or have a little milk. I opened up the fridge and guess what? Only half a pint of milk left so I put it all on. Later I might go to the supermarket or the post office. Can't decide yet. I'll keep you posted.
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FiedlersFizzle Posted Feb 1, 2003
There currently resides on my carpet a rather uniteresting and unvaried collection of fluff....
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Researcher U197087 Posted Feb 1, 2003
Roughly 30% of Ipswich librarians are really sexy. The other 70% are, not to put too fine a point on it, ropey as hell. I hope they don't see this.
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Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo. Posted Feb 1, 2003
Just as the end of a bull market is marked by irrational exuberance, we're told the end of a bear market is a time of unremitting gloom, despair and morbidity: utter hopelessness and the revulsion of shares. How do you feel?
Liam.
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Stealth "Jack" Azathoth Posted Feb 1, 2003
I may put some trousers on soon.
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FiedlersFizzle Posted Feb 1, 2003
I've just had a bath but am yet to shave...
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Stealth "Jack" Azathoth Posted Feb 1, 2003
I just scratched my back and will shortly do so again, just between the shoulder blades...
I now have trousers on.
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Bishop Odo & Master B Posted Feb 1, 2003
Well, we hate to be spoilsports, but this is actually a lot more interesting than real threads.
B
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Saturnine Posted Feb 1, 2003
Ah. Another case of researchers melting into one.
I am conscious.
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Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo. Posted Feb 1, 2003
The key to my document safe is number 18.
Liam.
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GreyDesk Posted Feb 1, 2003
I've got half a can of Diet Coke on my desk.
Key: Complain about this post
THe Most Boring and Banal thread on H2G2
- 1: RMF Art Vandelay: Missing- Presumed Fed[Hero], Join DISF at A925391! (Feb 1, 2003)
- 2: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Feb 1, 2003)
- 3: RMF Art Vandelay: Missing- Presumed Fed[Hero], Join DISF at A925391! (Feb 1, 2003)
- 4: GreyDesk (Feb 1, 2003)
- 5: Stealth "Jack" Azathoth (Feb 1, 2003)
- 6: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Feb 1, 2003)
- 7: GreyDesk (Feb 1, 2003)
- 8: There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho (Feb 1, 2003)
- 9: The Groob (Feb 1, 2003)
- 10: FiedlersFizzle (Feb 1, 2003)
- 11: Researcher U197087 (Feb 1, 2003)
- 12: Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo. (Feb 1, 2003)
- 13: Stealth "Jack" Azathoth (Feb 1, 2003)
- 14: FiedlersFizzle (Feb 1, 2003)
- 15: Stealth "Jack" Azathoth (Feb 1, 2003)
- 16: Bishop Odo & Master B (Feb 1, 2003)
- 17: Bishop Odo & Master B (Feb 1, 2003)
- 18: Saturnine (Feb 1, 2003)
- 19: Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo. (Feb 1, 2003)
- 20: GreyDesk (Feb 1, 2003)
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