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You're very tall
Ohmygodthestars Started conversation Jul 13, 1999
This may be obvious but....
How long is a piece of string?
And...
What is a new man and do you get a part exchange for the old one?
And...
Why do (most) women fall asleep at the word "computer"?
You're very tall
Bushman (Researcher 47350) Posted Jul 14, 1999
In answer to the first question:
A piece of string is twice as long as from the middle to the end....
Women and Computers
Lares-The-Lost Posted Jul 25, 1999
Most of us aren't falling asleep, we're feigning death. Hopefully the computer-speaking person will sense the awkwardness of talking to a dead person and go away, since they have nothing more interesting to tell us.
WARNING! WARNING! SEXISM IN THE HOUSE!
Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Jan 12, 2000
I AM A WOMAN!
(Well, sort of, I'm nearly thirteen, but I *am* female)
AND MY LIFE IS IN FRONT OF MY COMPUTER!
(Well, as much as I can possibly make it)
So PLEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASE don't be sexist or I'll.. do something not nice. *hatches evil plot in head*
WARNING! WARNING! SEXISM IN THE HOUSE!
Wand'rin star Posted Apr 14, 2000
That threat worked didn't it? They didn't come back.
WARNING! WARNING! SEXISM IN THE HOUSE!
Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Apr 14, 2000
Yes, well. It means that they can't be sexist again 
WARNING! WARNING! SEXISM IN THE HOUSE!
Jayfell Posted Apr 14, 2000
*hatches evil plot in head*
Male chauvinist that I am - I've got to say
"Well being a woman there's plenty of room for it to hatch , 'cos it's empty the rest of the time"
Expecting flames coming at me from all directions 
WARNING! WARNING! SEXISM IN THE HOUSE!
Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Apr 14, 2000
Therefore very evil, right? 
WARNING! WARNING! SEXISM IN THE HOUSE!
Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Apr 14, 2000
Therefore very evil, right?
WARNING! WARNING! SEXISM IN THE HOUSE!
Jayfell Posted Apr 15, 2000
You're repeating yourself.
Or are you trying to stop me getting a word in edgeways 8-p
WARNING! WARNING! SEXISM IN THE HOUSE!
Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Apr 15, 2000
That's the man's job.
But I am an exception to that rule.
You're very tall
Hurry up and wait Posted May 2, 2000
How tall are you my brother is 6ft 9ins
My other brother is 6ft 4ins
You're very tall
Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted May 9, 2000
SIX FOOT NINE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?
ARE YOU SURE?!?!??!?!??!!!?!
You're very tall
Hurry up and wait Posted May 10, 2000
YES!!
He has to bend down to get through doorways!
When he mets people for the first time they always say you are very tall!!!!!
Which he think is rude because you would not say to a very short person.
you are very small. Also people turn and look at him when he walks along the road.
You're very tall
Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted May 10, 2000
>Which he think is rude because you would not say to a very short person. you are very small.
Oh yes you would, if you have no tact like me.
Does your brother wish he was shorter or is he proud of his height.
You're very tall
Hurry up and wait Posted May 11, 2000
Yes I think he is !!!!!
He has got to be, you can not do anything about it can you ?
He is 25 and he says he likes being tall, no problem getting things off the top shelf.
I think though everone really would like to be maybe 6ft 2in for a man and 5ft 7 for a woman.
You're very tall
Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted May 12, 2000
then again there's always low doors...
Well I've got another 3 or 4 inches then. Hmm. Are you sure?
You're very tall
Hurry up and wait Posted May 13, 2000
Yes i am sure??????? but i don;'t know what i'm sure about hee Hee.
My tall brother is taking me out tomorrow to buy me a new ariel for
my mobile phone that he bought me for my christmas. He is the bestest brother.
I have another brother and he is brill 2.
You're very tall
Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted May 14, 2000
That settles it. I want a tall brother
You're very tall
Hurry up and wait Posted May 16, 2000
Well you're not having mine even though I have 2
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- 1: Ohmygodthestars (Jul 13, 1999)
- 2: Bushman (Researcher 47350) (Jul 14, 1999)
- 3: Lares-The-Lost (Jul 25, 1999)
- 4: Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga (Jan 12, 2000)
- 5: Wand'rin star (Apr 14, 2000)
- 6: Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga (Apr 14, 2000)
- 7: Jayfell (Apr 14, 2000)
- 8: Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga (Apr 14, 2000)
- 9: Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga (Apr 14, 2000)
- 10: Jayfell (Apr 15, 2000)
- 11: Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga (Apr 15, 2000)
- 12: Hurry up and wait (May 2, 2000)
- 13: Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga (May 9, 2000)
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- 15: Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga (May 10, 2000)
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- 17: Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga (May 12, 2000)
- 18: Hurry up and wait (May 13, 2000)
- 19: Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga (May 14, 2000)
- 20: Hurry up and wait (May 16, 2000)
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