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I have two tall brothers. Well one. I think. But I haven't seen him in ages since he lives abroad and stuff. Herm. He was supposed to come over and live in London or something, but there were.....complications.....involving his car and a truck..... But he's out of hospital now.

But I want a tall brother who buys me mobile phones

you do not seem 2 sure how many brothers you have ??
My brother that still lives at home is very generous althought he has just bought a flat so he is spending his money doing it up. he is not going to move out. he is going to rent the flat and stay here. My other brother is generous as well but he lives on his own in a flat and has loads of bills to pay.

A teacher in my school is extremly tall - everyone calls him "duck" cos he has to duck to get through doors.I ,incedently, am relativly tall-I'm taller than my older brother who is a year and a half older than me.

I'm taller than all my teachers and it's quite funny watching them look up 2 me to give me a row

There was this one teacher who had to jump to reach the top of the blackboard! (It wouldn't be funny except he was a really nasty teacher)

There is a teacher in my school called Mr Russel he is really small and i don't like him.he has a desk at the front of the classroom on small stage (i don't know why! ).One day he was writing something on the top of the board and he fell of the stage ! it was really funny

just picturing my evil teacher falling over like that warms the cockles of my heart...I think i'll push him over and run away just to see if it beats my imagination

where do u live ? if u have already told me i am sorry for not remembering but most of the time my eyes r wide shut !

I live in Dublin(the original one in Ireland,not the one in america)at least I did the last time I checked

i replied 2 this message in the forum with greebo cause i never knew it was here (i hope that makes sence)

Just butting in, which is something you can do at my height. I have often aspired to be five foot six, but have still to make it. There are plenty of advantages to being small, such as carrying an umbrella and decapitating anyone over six foot with it, burrowing your way to the bar, under the drunken gaze of the more average and being able to stand up on the Glasgow Underground. Sadly I am just too tall to still buy childrens clothes, so no cheep deals for me

i measured myself the other day and i'm 5ft 10 !
my dad buys all his trousers/combats in the kids department for 10 (irish) pounds cheaper than the adult and the kids fit better-and the styles are the same too
and s'okay hurry up-i've done it a few times m'self

Surely there is nothing more sexist than a feminist

being tall/short -> sexism? someone explain the link for me...
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Well, you see, it all goes back to the days of early humans, when those who were taller got better hunting, camping, and parking areas. Now as has been proven by carefull archealogical study, gender roles in camping and parking the car were very sharply defined, resulting in sexist holdovers from those ancient, pre-civilisation days. So tall/short can = sexism

If you follow the thread properly (click on the "back to the message this one replied to" link) you will see what I'm on about. It is the big failing of this forum that replies to a particular message are posted at the end of a forum regardless of position on the thread, instead of using the more familiar + and - signs to open and close threads. Hope this clears it up for you.

its all so clear now...