h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's very lonely, up here on the roof...could someone get me a ladder or something? I'd like to come down now.

Please?

Hello fellow bottom dweller - you are a person after my own heart. Rocky Horror quotes and then singing Eric the Half-a-bee in the Cheddar Gorge forum... *sigh*

Anyway - I was here. If you're nice I might come back with that ladder...

*wanders off singing* Half a bee, philosophically, must ipso-facto, half not bee. But half the bee, has got to be, visa-vee, it's entity, d'you see? But can a bee, be said to be, or not to be, an entire bee, when half the bee, is not a bee, due to some, ancient injury - singing....

SAY no MORE!!

Now what about that ladder? I'm getting cold!

Weellllll, alllllriiiiightttt - but only if you tell me what part of Aus ya from...

This 'ere's the wattle
It's the emblem of our land
You can stick it in a bottle
You can hold it in your hand
Amen mate!!!

Right. I'm from Victoria...now WHERE'S THAT LADDER?!?!

Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia, we love you amen!

I apologise for the monkey thing. Sometimes my wanders (usually because there is not a lot in it). Anyway I've changed it now and that little fella will soon be mobile.

ta

Here's ya ladder:

IIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Hmmm, bit rickerty....

So have you had CAT's this year, or did you managed to escape all those late nights?

I've had a Further CAT (all night on the phone to a friend who was also doing it - it ended with us just grunting at each other) and a French one.

Uggghhhhhh!

*spies the ladder*
Aahh!! Thank you! Now, if I can just dislodge this bird nest from my hair...

Which further taks did you do? I did the 1st one

I did the footy one, I think it was number 2.

I GOT AN A!!! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!

What'd you get?

A+ haha!!

Are you a person that does the work weeks before it's due in, or a last minute person like me?

I've got my communications project due in 1 and a half weeks, and I've just decided on the topic! This is very normal for me, I do my best work at 2:30am the night before something's due.

Well, I'm also doing Methods - and that CAT was right slap bang in the middle of the Further CAT - I didn't have a life for four weeks

Ta Daa... *flying carpet appear on roof*

Hey wow!!
How'd you do that?!

Can you get this birds nest out of my hair so that I can get down?






Please?

ermm... signing a guest roster thingy is all very well in theory, but don't i actually have to be there in order to sign? oh well, glad to have at last found some fellow python fans online. yay. (cue cheesy-as-a-large-lump-of-double-gloucester rendition of the lumberjack song)

i'm a lumberjack and i'm okay;
i sleep all night and i work all day.
he's a lumberjack and he's okay;
he sleeps all night and he works all day.

i cut down trees, i have my lunch, i go to the lavatory;
on wednesdays i go shopping, and have buttered scones for tea.

he's a lumberjack and he's okay, he sleeps all night and he works all day.

i cut down trees, i skip and jump, i like to press wild flowers;
i put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.

right, that's enough of that, it's FAR too silly.

I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra.
I wish I was a girly, just like my dear papa...

And now for something Completely different.

Could someone PLEASE get this bird's nest out of my hair?!?

i would help ya out, but its a long way to reach so better wait until it falls out.

*shakes head*

It's not coming out!

*shakes head HARD*

It's really stuck there!!

*shakes head REALLY HARD, causing head to roll off*

Oh bugger.

*catches head*

Here, I got it for you.

*removes nest*

Catch!

*throws head back to Cafram*

Hmmmm...found some monty fans. That's good, but I'm not from Oz. I'm Irish. Didn't a lot of you guys come from us guys? Any of you know/play with Lock-Ons down there? I know that it's available down there too...

heh, I don't normally let anyone at this page, but check out:
http://www.netsoc.ucd.ie/~jamieoc and have a laugh at my AWFUL web design skills...