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Larj Parz Posted Jun 28, 2000
Hillo. I am Larj Partz und I wanna be a pierate. Iz it Ok for me to joine the krew? I haf big muscles. Look!
Woah! What is that ghostie thing over there with big shorts?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 28, 2000
*makes vague scary noises towards the suspiciously named "Larj Partz"*
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Larj Parz Posted Jun 28, 2000
By jiminy it is frightening. It scares me good.
And that funny howling noize is making me shake too. This is a prettydam unfrendly place.
It's about time someonebody splices his mainbraces I think. And give these ghosties a good run for their moneys.
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Vestboy Posted Jun 29, 2000
Welcome Larj! A new pirate, I think.
But lo we have a special UPS delivery of Golfish Gills plus some other nicknacks. Let's see...
Ticks items off list as he pulls them out of waterproof packaging.
Yep they're all here. Right then mix them up and say the magic words.
Has anyone seen where I put the magic book?
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Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder) Posted Aug 16, 2000
*Rubs head and hands magic book back to Vestboy*
Ouch, here, you dropped this.
*Smiles broadly*
Hi kids!
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Apr 11, 2003
We must resurrect this forgot thread.....
Go on.. you know it makes sense!
Sid 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 11, 2003
WooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooh etc.
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Demon Drawer Posted Apr 14, 2003
You mean I've been drinking with a coprse all these years. 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 14, 2003
So it would seem. No wonder I feel a bit light-headed.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 14, 2003
Yes....
*holds up card which reads "OBVIOUS JOKE APPROACHING"*
...I can only drink spirits. 
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Demon Drawer Posted Apr 14, 2003
*cue short reddish-brown rodent wearing a wiastcoat*
Haaaaa Haaaaa
Boom Boom!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 14, 2003
Whatever happened to Roland Rat? 
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Demon Drawer Posted Apr 14, 2003
YeaHHHHHHHHH!
I think he settled down with a nice Guinea Pig in Beverley
Hills that is.
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Apr 14, 2003
Right, to get things back on track....
We have mixed up the special delivery of Golfish Gills plus some other nicknacks, and said the magic words.
"piff paff poof"
*stands back looking through closed fingers over eyes*
Absolutly nothing... zip.. zilch..
Sid
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 14, 2003
Come on, do I have to float here all day?
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Apr 15, 2003
Can you not waft through the ships deck a few times, of leave a slimey trail?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 15, 2003
No. It's not in my contract.
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Apr 15, 2003
What about pulling a scary rubber face?
**que punch line**
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 15, 2003
*tweaks Sid's nose*
Boom, and to perhaps a lesser extent, boom.
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- 21: Larj Parz (Jun 28, 2000)
- 22: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 28, 2000)
- 23: Larj Parz (Jun 28, 2000)
- 24: Vestboy (Jun 29, 2000)
- 25: Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder) (Aug 16, 2000)
- 26: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Apr 11, 2003)
- 27: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Apr 11, 2003)
- 28: Demon Drawer (Apr 14, 2003)
- 29: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Apr 14, 2003)
- 30: Demon Drawer (Apr 14, 2003)
- 31: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Apr 14, 2003)
- 32: Demon Drawer (Apr 14, 2003)
- 33: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Apr 14, 2003)
- 34: Demon Drawer (Apr 14, 2003)
- 35: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Apr 14, 2003)
- 36: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Apr 14, 2003)
- 37: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Apr 15, 2003)
- 38: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Apr 15, 2003)
- 39: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Apr 15, 2003)
- 40: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Apr 15, 2003)
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