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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Apr 29, 2003
Ahh that felt good.
You haven't done that in a long long time.
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Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder) Posted Jun 25, 2003
Forgive me for saying, but is this wake, and the voyage nearly over? I've been hanging in this basket now with no martinis and no crackers for three years. Hello! Yes you, I'm up here!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 25, 2003
*looks up*
Hang on, if anyone's going to come back from the dead here, it's going to be me, okay? 
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Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder) Posted Jun 25, 2003
Oh, sorry, sorry. I'll go back then shall I? I just thought I might add to the skeleton crew?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 25, 2003
Skeleton crew! Ha ha... ha ha ha ha ha... ha... oh dear. 
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Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder) Posted Jun 25, 2003
Whoops, looks like you lost your ghostly spleen there, you were laughing so hard. Hey, you know I was thinking about going to the Pirate Ball, but I had nobody to go with.
*at this point you must realise his funny bone has been lost for about a year since the ships dog got bored and nicked it*
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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Jul 1, 2003
*pulling seaweed out of ears and loosening octopus tentacles from round throat*
Aha! I'm back! Three years wrastlin' a monster hoctopussy and no help from anyone.
Who's still here?
*looks about through toilet roll tube*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 1, 2003
*raises hand* I'm still dead.
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Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder) Posted Jul 2, 2003
*raises hand*
Apparently here and undead.
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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Jul 2, 2003
Let me count the hands. One... two... three... Have you got any more hands in those sleeves EV?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 2, 2003
No.
Well, except these four.
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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Jul 2, 2003
Seven hands... If you had one more you could even be mistaken for an hoctopus.
*gently rubs hoctopus bites on neck and shins*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 2, 2003
It's something I aspire to. At the moment I am but a septupus. 
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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Jul 3, 2003
Are they related to hoctopuses in any way? Like by genetic modification or marriage?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 3, 2003
It's a bit like an hoctopus which has lost a tentricle in a bizarre cycling accident.
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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Jul 10, 2003
I alwasy suspected that cycling hoctopuses were dangerous. Did it hurt? Can you still laff?
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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Jul 10, 2003
I alwasy suspected that cycling hoctopuses were dangerous. Did it hurt? Can you still laff?
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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Jul 14, 2003
Not being able to laff is a serious disability. I think you can make a claim for comprestation or even a home help. They arrive with a big stick with feathers on and a Ken Dodd badge. I'm not exactly sure what they do but I believe videos of it are available on some less selective web sites.
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- 41: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Apr 29, 2003)
- 42: Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder) (Jun 25, 2003)
- 43: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 25, 2003)
- 44: Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder) (Jun 25, 2003)
- 45: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 25, 2003)
- 46: Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder) (Jun 25, 2003)
- 47: Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 (Jul 1, 2003)
- 48: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 1, 2003)
- 49: Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder) (Jul 2, 2003)
- 50: Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 (Jul 2, 2003)
- 51: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 2, 2003)
- 52: Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 (Jul 2, 2003)
- 53: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 2, 2003)
- 54: Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 (Jul 3, 2003)
- 55: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 3, 2003)
- 56: Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 (Jul 10, 2003)
- 57: Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 (Jul 10, 2003)
- 58: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 10, 2003)
- 59: Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 (Jul 14, 2003)
- 60: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 14, 2003)
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