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Post 1

Vestboy

The Story so far...
The venturesome buccaneers (I think that's what I heard) have overrun a circus infested tropical island, escaped with their lives, boarded a galleon and eventually taken a pirate radio ship.

Jim Lad's Parrot has been recognised as having the grains of fate inside it. This means that the secrets of the future lie within his polly-morfic being... If only the intrepid band can find a way of getting Polly to come up with the goods they may win on the gee-gee's

Everyone who wishes to invest in this dot complicated plot have to throw a dubloon in Vestboy's bucket. All investment will be put on Polly's selection in the 2.30 at Ascot (or wherever) Join in why don't you?


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Post 2

Jim Lad

*Clink*
*SQUAAAAAAAAAK*

Polly - get out of that bucket - Oops, I think I knocked the little bugger out, we've got to revive him before tomorrow. Anybody know how to give CPR to a parrot ?


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Post 3

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Ooooh, look at the muck in 'ere!
Oh - buccaneer? Apologies.
*clink* Sorry Polly...


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Post 4

Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder)

Stand back. I'm going to give Llama-to-Parrot resuss.
(How did it go now? 50 breathes to the beak and then squeez the larynx? I think that's it)
Right, stand back.
Huff, puff, huff, puff.....

huffffff, a-pufffff... er, and release

Erm, sorry?
Here's my dubloon anyway.


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Post 5

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

*Sid throws a button into the bucket*

Clank....

That me in!


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Post 6

Jim Lad

*removes crumpled paper from back pocket*
Right, mateys - here's the racing extra from the Times.

*looks up at Polly in the rigging*
So, what do we do now then ? Maybe we should spread the paper on the deck underneath the parrot and wait, you know, excrement marks the spot.


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Post 7

Vestboy

Yes, aherm, I'm sorry about that, me hearties. I thinks it was them shrimps I 'ad fer dinner didn't agree with me giblets.

*Wipes excrement off the spot*

Now Polly pick us a winner!


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Post 8

Vestboy

Yes, aherm, I'm sorry about that, me hearties. I thinks it was them shrimps I 'ad fer dinner didn't agree with me giblets.

*Wipes excrement off the spot*

Now Polly pick us a winner!


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Post 9

Vestboy

Deja vue anyone?


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Post 10

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

That echo's come back again!


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Post 11

Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder)

again...ain..ain

Hey look up here everyone! I'm friggin' in the riggin'!

I'm just going to get the parrot down. Whoops!


Sorry again down there!


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Post 12

Vestboy

Let me just uncruple this crumpled piece of paper.
Here Dr Vib - I ain't got my magnifying glass wimme. Wossit say? And what's that funny mark next to?


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Post 13

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Wossit say? Wossit say?
*examines paper*
It say, "The Times Racing Page, September 38th 2073."


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Post 14

Jim Lad

Aha !!! A treasure map cunningly disguised as The Times Racing Page, September 38th 2073.

Aaaaaaar.


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Post 15

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Aaaaaaar?


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Post 16

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr?


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Post 17

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Aaaar.


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Post 18

Vestboy

We've gorra make the most of this lads. How many dubloons can we scrape together?


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Post 19

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

None, we've thrown them all into your bucket.


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Post 20

Vestboy

Who threw the hole into the bucket? They've all escaped out of it!


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