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Vestboy Posted Mar 7, 2000
Did I miss a bit? Months?! or were you picking sand while we were still at sea... me hearties!
By jove, what's that corner of a chest sticking up out of the sand where the ship (which we haven't named yet, have we?) has rubbed across the beach?
*Dear reader, I hope you're keeping up with this!*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 7, 2000
I know I'm not!
My word, Vestie, you're right - a chest sticking up out of the sand. And what a magnificent chest it is... (insert punchline here)
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Menza Posted Mar 7, 2000
*walks away from punch line shaking head*
It would be too easy, I just can't do it. 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 7, 2000
Don't worry Menz, some members of the crew are less fussy...
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Mar 8, 2000
*the chest can be seen sticking out of the sand adorned with bright polished buttons*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 8, 2000
I can't help thinking we've been here before!
*braces self for something horrible to happen*
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Mar 8, 2000
When I said chest and buttons, I didn't really mean buttons as in buttons....I ment buttons as in chest + buttons = brrrrrr, cold day!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 8, 2000
Blimey, it's a good job we're hundreds of miles from civilisation, or Vestie would be in severe danger of getting arrested.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 8, 2000
No, I think he's still in severe danger of being slapped!
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Menza Posted Mar 8, 2000
Do you think we chould dig the rest up, we still don't know the full extent of this chest.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 8, 2000
Okay then let's get digging. *hands out spades, inspiring "ACE of spades" joke*
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Mar 9, 2000
*Sid digs frantically*
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Vestboy Posted Mar 9, 2000
*Vestboy looks for pack of cards with missing Ace of Spades. Scratches head and presses button again*
Nothing seems to be happening! Again!
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Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder) Posted Mar 9, 2000
Hmm, I seem to remember something about pressing a purple button....
Oh, yes, btw. That's not my chest. It must have been that horrible bunch of pirates who left it there. You should have seen them. Big, hairy brutes. I wouldn't have given them the time of day. Disgusting people. I certainly didn't want them living here.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 9, 2000
Quite right too. Still, if it's their chest, I don't see why we ought to dig it up for them.
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- 41: Vestboy (Mar 7, 2000)
- 42: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Mar 7, 2000)
- 43: Menza (Mar 7, 2000)
- 44: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Mar 7, 2000)
- 45: Menza (Mar 7, 2000)
- 46: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Mar 8, 2000)
- 47: Vestboy (Mar 8, 2000)
- 48: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Mar 8, 2000)
- 49: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Mar 8, 2000)
- 50: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Mar 8, 2000)
- 51: Menza (Mar 8, 2000)
- 52: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Mar 8, 2000)
- 53: Menza (Mar 8, 2000)
- 54: Jenny and Fred the cheese (Mar 8, 2000)
- 55: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Mar 8, 2000)
- 56: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Mar 9, 2000)
- 57: Vestboy (Mar 9, 2000)
- 58: Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder) (Mar 9, 2000)
- 59: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Mar 9, 2000)
- 60: Menza (Mar 9, 2000)
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