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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 9, 2000
Hmm, yes, that's an idea...
I suppose, before we hide it, we could have a sneaky look inside to see what's in it... or would that be rude?
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Menza Posted Mar 9, 2000
Well you are the doctor, looking in side somebody else's chest sounds like you should need some official qualification first.
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Vestboy Posted Mar 9, 2000
That'll be me then as ship's barber.
*thinks "typing with a hook is a real pig"
*Gets out leather strop and runs cutthroat razor along it a few times.*
Right then shall I go up an' under or straight through the ribcage?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 9, 2000
How many times do I have to tell you lot, I'm not a doctor of medicine!
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Menza Posted Mar 9, 2000
I know that, but atleast you have a doctorate in something. Anyone else and it might look like negligence(sp). 
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Vestboy Posted Mar 9, 2000
Oi, if you're not a doctor of medicine why have you had me bending over your desk trouserless with a thermometer...
Oh no, I remember, that was Sidney.
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Mar 10, 2000
Teh!
And I still have the neg's to prove it!
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Vestboy Posted Mar 10, 2000
I wondered what the flashing was. I was sure I wasn't breaking the speed limit. What is the speed limit for a desk?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 10, 2000
*looks backwards and forwards between Vestboy and Menza, trying desperately to stay in touch with the conversation, but ultimately failing*
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Menza Posted Mar 10, 2000
And I was kind of winging it, so shall we try again and make a little more sence? 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 10, 2000
I dunno, it's never worried us before!
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Vestboy Posted Mar 10, 2000
It wasn't a school desk! It was a Doctor's desk and it had... it had... it had EV's name on it!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 10, 2000
Well of course it did, I'm a Doctor of Woodwork. Made it myself, and a bloomin' good job I made of it too.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 11, 2000
Yes, it's very well tuned. *Plays the intro to "Smoke On The Water" on the desk* See?
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Mar 11, 2000
As far as I can remember, all it did was creak a bit!
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Mar 15, 2000
No, you growned, the desk creaked!
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- 61: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Mar 9, 2000)
- 62: Menza (Mar 9, 2000)
- 63: Vestboy (Mar 9, 2000)
- 64: Menza (Mar 9, 2000)
- 65: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Mar 9, 2000)
- 66: Menza (Mar 9, 2000)
- 67: Vestboy (Mar 9, 2000)
- 68: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Mar 10, 2000)
- 69: Vestboy (Mar 10, 2000)
- 70: Menza (Mar 10, 2000)
- 71: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Mar 10, 2000)
- 72: Menza (Mar 10, 2000)
- 73: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Mar 10, 2000)
- 74: Vestboy (Mar 10, 2000)
- 75: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Mar 10, 2000)
- 76: Menza (Mar 10, 2000)
- 77: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Mar 11, 2000)
- 78: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Mar 11, 2000)
- 79: Vestboy (Mar 15, 2000)
- 80: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Mar 15, 2000)
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