h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The cave of a yeti-like Wampa. Deadly.

Preserve they prey in ice for future consumption and their bear-like swings can knock-out the toughest of Jedi...

*Wampa drags Tobru in and hangs her upside down with feet imbedded in ice*

*creeps in, using the Force to blend in with the surroundings*
Yo, Tobru! Can you hear me?

< Masterful! >

*wampa stomps around then begins eating carcass that looks like it's been there since the 1980s...*

*uses the Force to tweak Tobru's ear*

Wakey wakey!!

*groans and finds enough force power to respond weakly - and silently*

~ Barely. Don't tell anyone this happenned, will you? Could you get me out? My feet are /really/ cold. ~

WAMPA: Wooargh!

That's it. I'm leaving.

*shifts to her full feline form in the hope that her smaller feline feet will be able to escape the ice*

*wampa tries to bat Tobru over the head*

*slinks away easily and heads for her light-weapons*

*wampa swings paws(?)*

*ducks and shifts back to her half n half form while diving for her light weapons*

*gives her a back-hander*

*goes flying across the cave and hits the wall at the far end, spins and pushes at the wampa with the force*

*slides back a bit then runs heavily toward Tobru*

*extends her claws and climbs up the ice wall, slipping occasionally*

I find it hard to get angry with an innocent animal.

WAMPA: Woooargh!

< Run Luke, run! >

*kicks off from the wall, leaps clean over the Wampa's head, and hits the floor, her legs already making running motions*

< That means you're running? >