h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh goody. I've just remembered I'm talking to two of the oldies that made it onto the shortlist for the Wonders of the Ancient World.

I vote we kick GFC until he cries

*CCE kicks GFC really hard

You can kick me all you like, but I'm never leaving you, you wonderful human being

"I vote we kick GFC until he cries"

Good plan. But he'll probably cry relly quickly. He's only about 12.

So we should keep kicking him even after he's crying.

Hey, I may only be 12. But this just means that you are double my age. And THEN some more on top.

Yeah but I don't get ID'd trying to buy fireworks. In your face.

I don't buy fireworks. I shoplift, using nothing more than a golf vest and a mean, yet constipated expression. Huzzah.

What's a golf vest?

One of those sweaters that golfers wear over their t-shirts, the sleeveless ones. I wore no other clothing.

Has CCE been kicked off? Her username has gone.

may i join this thread
well it's looks like i have joined allready.

you young one don't know how lucky you are
drinking partying one night stands whats the world coming to
you all end up like me bald fat ................but happy
just letting you know what your in for .