h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Has arrived!! I though that, as my cheif stylist, you should know this

Hurrah! Most importantly though, do you like it?

Yes I do!!

And it fits very well, although it's very short at the back I will have to be most careful when venturing out in it.

Beware men accidentally dropping things for you to pick up. Or just make sure you wear nice knickers.

I shall do both Thank you for your sound advice.

It's also a lot more see-through than it appeared in the picture, so I think that matching underwear is a must.

If I'd known it was see through I'd've recommended it earlier!

I trust your judgement when it comes to clothes, so if you say I should wear see-through stuff, I will endevour to do so

You're possibly the first person ever to trust my judgement on clothes. My wife sometimes does but only when my judgement is the same as hers.

I think trusting your judgement is a wise move, as you're never going to see me wearing what you chose, you can't have any alterior motive for picking what you do (surely it's just a coincidence that you chose a dress tha was both short and see-through ...)

Just because I can't see you in it doesn't mean my reasons to suggest things aren't pervy. In fact my reasons behind pretty much everything are pervy. It's like a disease!

I don't see the logic behind your using your diseased perviness to find me an outfit though ... were you being pervy when you suggested something short and see-through?

If my perviness was logical maybe I could reign it in, but I can't. The mere idea of someone I've never met wearing something short and see through is enough for me!

Would you like me to cure your illogical perviness through a course of shock-aversion therapy? I can put up with perviness no problem, it's the illogical nature that I have a problem with.

Surely as a woman illogical things make perfect sense to you? When you say shock therapy what exactly would that involve?

I enjoy being illogical, but I don't think other people should be. Especially men. I get very annoyed if men stray from the sterotype and act illogically.

I haven't really thought about shock aversion therapy and what it entails yet. I was going to see how much I could charge you before I did so.

To be fair the idea of someone taking my money is shock enough. How will I buy beer?

If you subscribe to twelves months therapy I'll give you two extra months free and provide you with beer. Deal?

I'm sure GFC is lurking somewhere nearby Reveal yourself GFC!!

(but not in a pervy way, obviously)

I do like beer...it's tempting. I was just thinking of saying hello to GFC. I know he likes to watch. (Again not in a pervy way...I hope.)

Great minds think alike and all that.

All you have to do is sign the enclosed contract and the two months of free therapy and the free beer is yours Hard to resist.

I don't think GFC is here That's good. I don't like the way he interupts our intimate moments with his one-eyed bitterness