h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I know, it's hard to have an intimate chat with his crazy robot eye blinking at you all the time.

Come on GFC, you might as well join in now, you egotistical stalker of wonderful people! Would you like to see my dress?

Yeah we know you're there. Your comments about your single robotic eyeness on the main thread haven't gone unnoticed young man.

Now make CCE show us her dress. Preferably with her in it.

Yeah! Make me show you and my bearded friend my dress with me in it! Go on! I dare you!

Yeah! Go on! She won't do it just for me, she needs a bigger audience!

I need a BIG audience and lots of praise before I'll do it.

You know what they say, three eyes are better than two ...

So it's praise you want is it? I'm not very good at it but I'll give it a go. Out of all of the people I've never met, you are the prettiest.

I can tell the difference between praise and a blatant lie, you know. Sorry about that.

I've changed my FB picture to a new drunken comedy one

So you have. I'd say the bloke comes off worse in the drunken comedy stakes though.

As for my comment how can it be a lie? I don't know what all the other people I haven't met look like so you must be the prettiest. Well you certainly beat that Taz fellow anyway.

You haven't met the likes of Alba or Fox though, have you? And as much as I'd like to, I'm thinking I'm probably not going to measure up to them in the looks-stakes. Although I have a much better personality

To be honet, anyone's prettier than that guy Taz. He's only got one eye!

Yes, in my FB picture he's providing the comedy element whereas I'm providing the drunkeness.

Pah! Alba and Fox aren't real. Famous people are all a figment of our imaginations. If we go around comparing ourselves to them it'd drive us mad.

You were meant to say that I'm prettier than even them ...

Do you know nothing of us women and the way we work?

Clearly not! To be honest given the choice between you, Alba or Fox I'd go for you every time. Beauty and the ability to talk about football, you trump them both easily.

I was a little disappointed to find out you were pretty. It means your egotism is far more justifiable than mine!

I've found that the ability to talk about football and make an innuendo out of anything has always stood me in good stead with men That's not to say that I've put it about over the years though ... I'm going to stop.

Surely your pert bottom and your undeniable comediac (word??!) talent earns you the right to be egotistical

That and my towering superiority over everyone. Apart from you of course.

That goes without saying, doesn't it? The only reason we have to do these break-away threads is because we're vastly superior to everyone else on here

Especially Taz.

Taz is so far beneath us it's not even funny anymore. I may even stop talking about his robot eye, I tire of such foolishness.

He loves the attention. We should stop talking about him all together. And to him. Lets just cut him out. If we do it, everyone else is sure to follow, because they always follow our vastly superior lead.

Good plan. Taz? Taz? Never heard of him. It's all about Eames now.

I Eames.

Or is it all about being nasty to Eames? In which case, I don't Eames at all

I'm such a sheep.

Baa.