h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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There you go..............

Thank you

Just thought I'd pop over here for a little rest.

How are you knackered? You're sitting on your backside at a computer!

But hello

I feel naughty at all the innuendos I've made today. I think I might get banned any minute now

I had a little too much to drink last night. Sitting is quite a tiring activity for a fat man.

" Sitting is quite a tiring activity for a fat man."

I'd love to sit. I have to stand at a computer! STAND!

Can't you squat?

CCE I'm sure you'll be ok. Nothing's been removed yet has it? Post wise I mean.

I would, but the computer is at standing height I don't think these computers are specifically for extended use, they're just for quick checks or research. But I ain't scared.

I don't think anything's been removed. I was feeling all sanctimonious about being so good and restrained, then Chris encouraged me to throw off the shackles of oppression and express myself He's a bad man.

He is. He deserves to be punished.

What punishment would fit such a crime?

I'm not sure I can go into that here. However I have every faith in your abilities to punish him satisfactorily.

Must. Avoid. Innuendo. At. All. Costs.

Sometimes I want to say something rude so much it hurts

I share your pain CCE. I went out last night and vented all my pent up filth at my mates. They're quite used to it but I think even they were shocked at how far I was going.

I thought that maybe the innuendo-ban on hootoo was helping me to be cleaner in my non-virtual life, but I fear it's having the opposite effect

Do you want to be cleaner in your non-virtual life? Surely everyone loves you as the innuendo spouting vixen you are?

True. But I think I'll never meet a husband if I don't calm the innuendo-spouting down a little. And I don't want to be a sad,lonely, innuendo-spouting OAP