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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

I have just had a phone call from the place where i work (i have been off sick for a week) and its not "allowed" according to the person on the phone, this person's personallity is like a week old festering bucket of stool water, thats been left out in the sun, so in defending my week's sicky, I was rather robust apperently and showed no respect to the company or to this person, who it seems can do just whatever, whenever, say just what they like to whomever they choose. So I must say at this point, I HATE THIS PART TIME JOB, and i only have another 3 months employment there so its not easy to nice to this person, in fact its reather hard not to go the whole hog, telling them what you actually think of there employment and personal managemt skills, and as i really need to finish off this employment (it forms part of my course at univerisity) I'm dissapointed at myself as I broke down and at a really sort point in the conversation, i felt the need to make a point. I took the phone and placed it over my bum and broke wind......... needless to say..... i have time now to spend with my family YAY!


smiley - bubblysmiley - biggrinsmiley - bubbly

I just hate that type of small/petty authority

smiley - cool


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Hypatia

It was.....ahem.....convenient that you were gaseous at the time. smiley - erm

and how were you supposed to work when you were dizzy and told to stay in bed by the doctor?


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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

I have a gift, i can break wind/belch at Will, and anyone else if there around, so thats the easy bit, the hard bit is not being obnoxious/petty/smarta$$ person, cus the smallpeabrained ameaba that is the festering stool bucket! makes you very angery and you have to rise above the stench!


Hummmm i could be getting bitter and twisted in my old age, naaah maybe not!smiley - biggrin


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Scandrea

You'll get through it, Good Reverend- remember, just a few more weeks and you'll never have to see the inside of that place again!


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