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Vip Started conversation Nov 4, 2009
I would give you my usual ACE welcome, but you probably don't need that.
We look forward to seeint you around - welcome to the family!
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Nov 4, 2009
Yes welcome to h2g2 (Hootoo for short)
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Vip Posted Nov 4, 2009
It's a shame I can't type... 
(Remember, preview is your friend, preview is your friend...)
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Nov 4, 2009
It's a shame I can't punctuate. 
Have a full stop and a comma and introduce over the back of a spoon while stirring vigourously.
. ,
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Not-so-bald-eagle Posted Nov 4, 2009
you've even got your own smiley 
welcome.... and be strong
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Baron Grim Posted Nov 4, 2009
Alternate headline for the Announcement:
Staff Doubles Overnight!
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Zelmo Zale Posted Nov 4, 2009
Hi Vip. Thank you very much. Wow, a real, live ACE - I feel properly welcomed now.
I'm intrigued by your 'usual' ACE welcome though - what am I missing out on?
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The H2G2 Editors Posted Nov 4, 2009
>>>Alternate headline for the Announcement: Staff Doubles Overnight!
LOL 
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IctoanAWEWawi Posted Nov 4, 2009
what? Another one? You'll be needing to raid the petty cash for a new carpet with all these comings and goings.
But still, welcome, good to have you on board!
Have an 
(p.s. watch out for lil)
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Zelmo Zale Posted Nov 4, 2009
And thanks for all your lovely greetings so far. You're a speedy lot.
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Vip Posted Nov 4, 2009
As you asked to nicely, I usually post this:
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Hello there, and welcome to h2g2!
I'm Vip, and I'm here to give you a guiding hand around the maze that is h2g2. Whether you joined up to write for the Guide, to talk to the wonderful people who reside here, or whether it was just by chance, we're glad to have you.
If I were you I'd head here: A719840, where an old-timer Researcher has done his best to tell you everything you need to know.
Once again, welcome. If you ever need a helpful hand, all you need to do is reply to this message and I'll be there just as soon as I can.
I look forward to seeing you around!
Vip
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It's true though - if you do want a question ansering just shout, and I'm sure your friendly local ACEs will come running. 
After all, that's what we're here for.
Double Editors! Yay!
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Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Nov 4, 2009
Hi!!!
And, er, I dont like to be rude, but seeing as how I'm bursting to ask...
Will Quote of the Day be coming back now there's two of you??
See you around!
*wave*
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Santragenius V Posted Nov 4, 2009
...and just to keep Vip and the other ACEs busy, the rest of us run around and make a magnificent job of confusing it all back up 
Welcome to (as a bar owner, I have plenty of the stuff around, so just knock it back 
)
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Nov 4, 2009
*pushes through the crowd*
Yoo Hoo!!! *waves* 
Don't let this lot frighten you. You are welcome to hide under my Matt 
anytime 
In the meanwhile, has anyone explained the buttons to you? 
lil xx
*waits for lilitis to spread throughout this thread*
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Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Nov 4, 2009
*
after TRiG* Wait for me!!!
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- 1: Vip (Nov 4, 2009)
- 2: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Nov 4, 2009)
- 3: Vip (Nov 4, 2009)
- 4: J (Nov 4, 2009)
- 5: Milla, h2g2 Operations (Nov 4, 2009)
- 6: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Nov 4, 2009)
- 7: Titania (gone for lunch) (Nov 4, 2009)
- 8: Not-so-bald-eagle (Nov 4, 2009)
- 9: Baron Grim (Nov 4, 2009)
- 10: Zelmo Zale (Nov 4, 2009)
- 11: The H2G2 Editors (Nov 4, 2009)
- 12: IctoanAWEWawi (Nov 4, 2009)
- 13: Zelmo Zale (Nov 4, 2009)
- 14: Vip (Nov 4, 2009)
- 15: Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune (Nov 4, 2009)
- 16: Santragenius V (Nov 4, 2009)
- 17: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Nov 4, 2009)
- 18: TRiG (Ireland) A dog, so bade in office (Nov 4, 2009)
- 19: Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune (Nov 4, 2009)
- 20: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Nov 4, 2009)
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