h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Please?

They've met with mixed success since splitting up. Paul Simon has a burgeoning estate agency in North London (http://www.paul-simon.co.uk) but Art Garfunkel has a whole chain of restaurants (http://www.garfunkels.co.uk).

Go on then - I haven't written an Entry in far too long a time and this seems a goodie

I considered doing this myself, but I don't really feel like it, but I thought there might be someone who would.

D'you reckon you might manage to crowbar my gag in?

I used to rent a house via Paul Simon. They weren't very... well, they were just typical estate agents really. Towards the end of our tenancy, when they were letting people into our home and showing them round without either asking first or letting us know after they'd done it, we considered registering our disapproval by phoning their answerphone late at night and saying "Well, you might think you're doing well, Paul Simon, but Art Garfunkel's got a whole chain of restaurants!".

Ah, the oh-so-humourous-humour of the recent graduate. We also considered chucking a brick through their window. Unsurprisingly, we actually did neither.

*Places right hand over heart*

I will certainly do my very very best

(But, in the unlikely event that it doesn't happen, I'll personally come round and alert you if and when it makes it into the EG so that yours can be the very first thread at the bottom).

Well, once you submit it to PR I'll be there!