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Limericks 20 - oh Merkin where are thou?
Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Dec 4, 1999
With smiles and a grin
(charlie = silly person or 'slang' breast)
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Gnarly (I have a pair) Posted Dec 4, 1999
And helped with his piece on Somali
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While travelling at high speed...
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Dec 4, 1999
My nose started to bleed
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Dec 4, 1999
Playing cricket on Concorde, indeed!!!
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While Buffy was striking a pose
Limericks 20 - oh Merkin where are thou?
Bruce Posted Dec 4, 1999
The camera looking up her nose
;^)#
Limericks 20 - oh Merkin where are thou?
Fate Amenable To Change Posted Dec 4, 1999
Dressed in Gothic attire
Limericks 20 - oh Merkin where are thou?
Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Dec 4, 1999
Who started some weird, spinoff show!
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The Man in the Moon made some Moonshine
Limericks 20 - oh Merkin where are thou?
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Dec 4, 1999
Which, though made out of cheese, tasted real fine
Limericks 20 - oh Merkin where are thou?
Luna(Queen of Hearts) Posted Dec 4, 1999
It had one h**l of a kick
Limericks 20 - oh Merkin where are thou?
Gnarly (I have a pair) Posted Dec 4, 1999
But you can't ever pick
Limericks 20 - oh Merkin where are thou?
Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Dec 4, 1999
A drunk moonbeam off the vine
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Poor old Bob, lost at sea
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Dec 5, 1999
a large floating hazard was he
Limericks 20 - oh Merkin where are thou?
Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Dec 5, 1999
SOS is the warning
Limericks 20 - oh Merkin where are thou?
Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Dec 5, 1999
When the weather is storming
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Gnarly (I have a pair) Posted Dec 5, 1999
Dot dot dot dash dash dash dot dot dot quoth he
(if you say it really fast it fits, I swear)
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One line of the rhyme was too long
Limericks 20 - oh Merkin where are thou?
Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Dec 5, 1999
Said the man with the bong
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Gnarly (I have a pair) Posted Dec 5, 1999
And one was a bit short
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- 104: Bruce (Dec 4, 1999)
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