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Limericks 20 - oh Merkin where are thou?
Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Dec 3, 1999
Had three maids in a tub
Limericks 20 - oh Merkin where are thou?
Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Dec 3, 1999
Cold water sucked
Limericks 20 - oh Merkin where are thou?
DelphicOracle Posted Dec 3, 1999
They kept warm with a full-body rub
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A pigeon on Lord Nelson's hat
Limericks 20 - oh Merkin where are thou?
Orcus Posted Dec 3, 1999
Saw far below, a spoiled litte brat
Limericks 20 - oh Merkin where are thou?
Theakston's old Pingu Posted Dec 3, 1999
Whilst still in po-range
Limericks 20 - oh Merkin where are thou?
DelphicOracle Posted Dec 3, 1999
It aimed for the citrus... and spat.
(Oops, I think there was a typo in that sentence.)
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The Devil went down to Corfu
Limericks 20 - oh Merkin where are thou?
Luna(Queen of Hearts) Posted Dec 3, 1999
From his hooves to his head
Limericks 20 - oh Merkin where are thou?
Orcus Posted Dec 3, 1999
But out in the sun he turned blue
A giraffe and a fat old gnu
Limericks 20 - oh Merkin where are thou?
Bluebottle Posted Dec 3, 1999
No-one could hold a tissue to the giraffe's nose..
(Sorry it's a tad long!)
Limericks 20 - oh Merkin where are thou?
DelphicOracle Posted Dec 3, 1999
I'm going to ignore that one, Bluebottle. Trying to muck up the rhythm there, aren't you?
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They sneezed and they sniffed
Limericks 20 - oh Merkin where are thou?
Fate Amenable To Change Posted Dec 3, 1999
They both felt quite miffed
Limericks 20 - oh Merkin where are thou?
Bluebottle Posted Dec 3, 1999
No-one could hold a tissue to the giraffe's nose, so no-one knew what to do.
Limericks 20 - oh Merkin where are thou?
Gnarly (I have a pair) Posted Dec 3, 1999
A newbie researcher named Gnarly..
Limericks 20 - oh Merkin where are thou?
Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Dec 4, 1999
Never felt a right charlie
Limericks 20 - oh Merkin where are thou?
Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Dec 4, 1999
(did that confuse anyone else???)
The ACEs went to greet him
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Limericks 20 - oh Merkin where are thou?
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- 83: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Dec 3, 1999)
- 84: DelphicOracle (Dec 3, 1999)
- 85: Orcus (Dec 3, 1999)
- 86: Gnarly (I have a pair) (Dec 3, 1999)
- 87: Theakston's old Pingu (Dec 3, 1999)
- 88: DelphicOracle (Dec 3, 1999)
- 89: Bluebottle (Dec 3, 1999)
- 90: Bruce (Dec 3, 1999)
- 91: Luna(Queen of Hearts) (Dec 3, 1999)
- 92: Orcus (Dec 3, 1999)
- 93: Bruce (Dec 3, 1999)
- 94: Bluebottle (Dec 3, 1999)
- 95: DelphicOracle (Dec 3, 1999)
- 96: Fate Amenable To Change (Dec 3, 1999)
- 97: Bluebottle (Dec 3, 1999)
- 98: Gnarly (I have a pair) (Dec 3, 1999)
- 99: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Dec 4, 1999)
- 100: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Dec 4, 1999)
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