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Post 81

Dancing Ermine

A man suddenly felt his heart thumping


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Post 82

Bruce

His stomach was descending


;^)#


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Post 83

Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor

His doom was impending


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Post 84

DelphicOracle

And he wished that he'd spent the day... having a nice cup of tea.

(Sorry, I'll stop doing that. Eventually.)

*******

The Queen got annoyed with her son


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Post 85

Orcus

As he brandished his elephant gun


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Post 86

Bluebottle

He aimed at her corgi


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Post 87

DelphicOracle

She cried "Not my dorgie!"

(I know, I know, very poor...)


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Post 88

jamse

a car not a dog what a pun


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Post 89

Merkin

A devious turk from Tashkent


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Post 90

Orcus

Devised plots that were throughly bent


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Post 91

Merkin

Though his mind was perverse


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Post 92

DelphicOracle

His pants were much worse


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Post 93

Orcus

And was arrested for bearing skidmarks, with intent

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

An man travelling south on the Nile


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Post 94

-lilletroll-

was wearing a coat out of style


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Post 95

Orcus

He felt rather hot


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Post 96

-lilletroll-

as he died on the spot


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Post 97

Merkin

For the heat of the Nile can beguile


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Post 98

Merkin

Zere vonce vaz zis guy from Shanghai


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Post 99

So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased)

he lived his whole life as a lie


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Post 100

Orcus

But at the moment of truth


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