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Limericks, VOL XV
Anonymouse Started conversation Oct 31, 1999
Brought forward
new thread? she asked politely
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Oct 31, 1999
and fill up this forum
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Dancing Ermine Posted Oct 31, 1999
And lim'ricks that get ever more sprightly.
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My computer crashed yesterday,
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Nov 1, 1999
My Microsoft program
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Nov 1, 1999
And if I didn't quit I would pay
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Nov 1, 1999
Stop the world, I wanna get off
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Sorcerer Posted Nov 1, 1999
I'm feeling so sick
o o o o 
° ° ° °
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some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one Posted Nov 1, 1999
AND YOU'RE STEALING MY FISH
o o o o ° ° ° °
And killing them.
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Nov 1, 1999
So you can just BUGGER OFF
3:-þ
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Nov 1, 1999
People, let's be more polite
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DelphicOracle Posted Nov 1, 1999
But if you ask rudely
We'll just act more crudely
And tell you "Push off and eat.... poop." 
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It's Monday again, what a pain
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Limericks, VOL XV
- 1: Anonymouse (Oct 31, 1999)
- 2: Anonymouse (Oct 31, 1999)
- 3: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Oct 31, 1999)
- 4: Anonymouse (Oct 31, 1999)
- 5: Dancing Ermine (Oct 31, 1999)
- 6: Jonny (Nov 1, 1999)
- 7: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Nov 1, 1999)
- 8: Sorcerer (Nov 1, 1999)
- 9: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Nov 1, 1999)
- 10: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Nov 1, 1999)
- 11: Bruce (Nov 1, 1999)
- 12: Sorcerer (Nov 1, 1999)
- 13: some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one (Nov 1, 1999)
- 14: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Nov 1, 1999)
- 15: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Nov 1, 1999)
- 16: Orcus (Nov 1, 1999)
- 17: DelphicOracle (Nov 1, 1999)
- 18: Dancing Ermine (Nov 1, 1999)
- 19: Bruce (Nov 1, 1999)
- 20: DelphicOracle (Nov 1, 1999)
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