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Limericks, VOL XV

Post 121

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

Last seen drilling up hill

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Viagra fiddler aged 83


Limericks, VOL XV

Post 122

Bruce

Whose clothes were terribly twee

;^)#


Limericks, VOL XV

Post 123

Sorcerer

Took a pill one night


Limericks, VOL XV

Post 124

The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228

He got a fright

7smiley - biggrin
(inflation, anyone?)


Limericks, VOL XV

Post 125

some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one

And did an early pee

      o      o       o      o
smiley - fish° smiley - fish° smiley - fish° smiley - fish°


Limericks, VOL XV

Post 126

some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one

Not doing my assignment

      o      o       o      o
smiley - fish° smiley - fish° smiley - fish° smiley - fish°


Limericks, VOL XV

Post 127

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

Education verses entertainment


Limericks, VOL XV

Post 128

Anonymouse

They failed to entice


Limericks, VOL XV

Post 129

Bruce

A contest of time

;^)#


Limericks, VOL XV

Post 130

Anonymouse

The CRT won


Limericks, VOL XV

Post 131

Sorcerer

The assignment's and mine


Limericks, VOL XV

Post 132

Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor

Well...yes and no. Now there are _three_ endings.


Limericks, VOL XV

Post 133

Sorcerer

I know I am dumb


Limericks, VOL XV

Post 134

Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor

But they tried to, with all of their powers.

(that makes three versions of one limerick--somebody shoot me please)


Limericks, VOL XV

Post 135

The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228

And I won't bother to fight it

3smiley - biggrin


Limericks, VOL XV

Post 136

The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228

That line will do to end two

3smiley - biggrin


Limericks, VOL XV

Post 137

Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor

Ummm...is it my imagination, or are we no longer doing limericks?


Limericks, VOL XV

Post 138

Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor

Okay, apparently things just got sidetracked.

"With too many people online...."


Limericks, VOL XV

Post 139

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

Scooby dooby doo


Limericks, VOL XV

Post 140

The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228

Will catch the baddies

3smiley - biggrin


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