h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A coven of witches, sipping daiquiries, gather protectectively about Casper, whilst brewing up, in a large pot, something that smells an awful lot like old boot with a faint hint of leg.

Nuns go running to priest, vestal virgings run to Casper.
Things aren't looking to good for the priest.
Ladbrooks starts taking bets on the outcome, and just what is in the withch's cauldron

Has anyone seen Moses recently?

Moses is hiding in one of the many bodies of alcohol lying about. He is trying to come up a few new commandments.

I thought I saw him talking to a burning bush a short while ago.

I was a bit worried about the way Obscure was adding small tender bulrush plants to the witches cauldron

Yes, well I heard that Vestal Virgins find tender bulrush smoke to be a heady aphrodisiac.
Why do the witchs seem to be edging closer to me with their broomsticks in their hands

Thinks they must have been closer to the bubbling cauldron. Watches spellbound as they approach Obscure

Loonytunes , could I have some assistance over here, the bulrushes have worked alittle to well.
Bring a bottle of champagne and a loufer with you please, old chap.

Pulls up a wonderful yellowish bean-bag with pictures of spitting black cats on it. Installs a pipeline to Lake Champagne. C'est la vie

Vive la V.V.'s
Suddenly overcome with ecstacy, next to the Lake of bliss, Obscures head falls off, and floats away.

Head undergoes massive decompression, and plummets straight back down onto Obscures shoulders.
He promptly sets up a new journal entry to reduce loading time for two of his favourite sites.
Very original title...Beer and airport check ins cont.

Do not doubt the strength of stella!
This beverage is up in the realms of carlsberg export..or loopy juice as it is known. As a barman and committed drinker of many beverages including a variety of real ale..most importantly Old Peculiar and Riggwelter, I still feel that Stella, despite its slight fizz, is to be treated with respect at all times..by the way, my persoanl recored for stella is 12 pints.

i think beer should be taken LARGE quanities on a regular basis,
my personal favourite being draught becks which hits the spot,
and of course has to followed by knocking back very large
measures of Jack Daniels.All this adds up to a rather pleasent
Friday night but not such a pleasent Saturday morning.

...TO BE CONTINUED..... In the interests of quicker loading..... this thread has moved to Canada and can be found on Obscures home page cunningly and thougthfully entitled Airport check-in and beer cont. All welcome. Bring gifts.

For beer favourites, my personal selection would have to be Hoegaarden Grand Cru. All the things wonderful about Hoegaarden, but double the alcohol! Never have I known one substance to be the cause and solution of so many of life's little problems

Ah, finally another Stella drinker. 12 pints of Stella on a Friday certainly qualifies, but 12 pints of Stella before you leave the house - now that's another matter entirely.

Perhaps a case for booking ICU for the night - friendly nurses, even friendlier morphine...

American Beer is like having sex in a boat....

Guinness, guinness and yet more guinness. Stands to reason it's the only pint worth drinking

You cant beet a good pint of Guiness, after a hard days work.
It acts not only as afine beverage but also as a full meal if you dont have time inbetween drinks on a Friday night to stop to eat.