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Where's the party?

Post 1

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*enters pushing a huge machine bearing the legend "SPB-Matic 2000"* Morning Ms L... is this where the party is?


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Post 2

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

Hello gang, whats up?


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Post 3

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

'ey up Sidney! It's Ms L's leaving party, except she doesn't seem to have turned up for it. SPB? *pushes big purple button on machine*


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Post 4

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Not much of a party so far, is it? Hang on, I'll set the machine to "super strength"... *fiddles with switches on side of SPB-Matic 2000*


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Post 5

Lochangel

Hi darlings! ooooh how excited am I? Sydney how logely to see you? How are you?


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Post 6

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Ah, Ms L, there you are! SPB?


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Post 7

Mr Sapsea

Hi all, I'll just go stand in the kitchen and read some labels


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Post 8

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

You can read the instruction manual for the SPB-Matic 2000 if you like.


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Post 9

Mr Sapsea

cheers..I cant actually read, but I'll look at the print in a
meaningful way


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Post 10

Lochangel

My line manager is standing at my shoulder checking my in-tray ....... oh blimey!!!!


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Post 11

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*nervous giggle*


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Post 12

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Never mind, DL, there are some *very* interesting pictures.


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Post 13

Mr Sapsea

ah, so an SPB is a drink!!
..and sheep can do handstands...and...oh


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Post 14

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Oh, sorry.... *retrieves personal magazine from inside SPB-Matic 2000 user manual* Carry on.


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Post 15

Lochangel

*gulp*


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Post 16

Mr Sapsea

Looks like the belle of the ball might have to do some work...
..I'll go back to the kitchen and get s**t-faced then


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Post 17

Lochangel

it is as bad as I thought it was! Oh blimey there is stuff in there that is six months old!!!!


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Post 18

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Don't worry, things will look better after an SPB.... *pushes big purple button, machine gurgles a bit and dispenses a large plastic tumbler of SPB* Here you are.


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Post 19

Mr Sapsea

maybe we could come round and help...like an A team type thing.
"a massive in-tray full of stale documents..no problem..BA, pass me the
welding torch..."


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Post 20

Lochangel

Arhhhhhhhh bloody mail merges!


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