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Where's the party?
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Started conversation Sep 24, 1999
*enters pushing a huge machine bearing the legend "SPB-Matic 2000"* Morning Ms L... is this where the party is?
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Sep 24, 1999
Hello gang, whats up?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 24, 1999
'ey up Sidney! It's Ms L's leaving party, except she doesn't seem to have turned up for it. SPB? *pushes big purple button on machine*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 24, 1999
Not much of a party so far, is it? Hang on, I'll set the machine to "super strength"... *fiddles with switches on side of SPB-Matic 2000*
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Lochangel Posted Sep 24, 1999
Hi darlings! ooooh how excited am I? Sydney how logely to see you? How are you?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 24, 1999
Ah, Ms L, there you are! SPB?
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Mr Sapsea Posted Sep 24, 1999
Hi all, I'll just go stand in the kitchen and read some labels
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 24, 1999
You can read the instruction manual for the SPB-Matic 2000 if you like.
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Mr Sapsea Posted Sep 24, 1999
cheers..I cant actually read, but I'll look at the print in a
meaningful way
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Lochangel Posted Sep 24, 1999
My line manager is standing at my shoulder checking my in-tray ....... oh blimey!!!!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 24, 1999
*nervous giggle*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 24, 1999
Never mind, DL, there are some *very* interesting pictures.
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Mr Sapsea Posted Sep 24, 1999
ah, so an SPB is a drink!!
..and sheep can do handstands...and...oh
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 24, 1999
Oh, sorry.... *retrieves personal magazine from inside SPB-Matic 2000 user manual* Carry on.
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Mr Sapsea Posted Sep 24, 1999
Looks like the belle of the ball might have to do some work...
..I'll go back to the kitchen and get s**t-faced then
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Lochangel Posted Sep 24, 1999
it is as bad as I thought it was! Oh blimey there is stuff in there that is six months old!!!!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 24, 1999
Don't worry, things will look better after an SPB.... *pushes big purple button, machine gurgles a bit and dispenses a large plastic tumbler of SPB* Here you are.
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Mr Sapsea Posted Sep 24, 1999
maybe we could come round and help...like an A team type thing.
"a massive in-tray full of stale documents..no problem..BA, pass me the
welding torch..."
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Where's the party?
- 1: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 24, 1999)
- 2: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Sep 24, 1999)
- 3: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 24, 1999)
- 4: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 24, 1999)
- 5: Lochangel (Sep 24, 1999)
- 6: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 24, 1999)
- 7: Mr Sapsea (Sep 24, 1999)
- 8: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 24, 1999)
- 9: Mr Sapsea (Sep 24, 1999)
- 10: Lochangel (Sep 24, 1999)
- 11: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 24, 1999)
- 12: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 24, 1999)
- 13: Mr Sapsea (Sep 24, 1999)
- 14: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 24, 1999)
- 15: Lochangel (Sep 24, 1999)
- 16: Mr Sapsea (Sep 24, 1999)
- 17: Lochangel (Sep 24, 1999)
- 18: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 24, 1999)
- 19: Mr Sapsea (Sep 24, 1999)
- 20: Lochangel (Sep 24, 1999)
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