h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

 OH NO!!!......MadMunk returns to us from the land of the infidels.....and just LOOK at the mess NM has made!!!Thank goodness I paid the exhorbident fees demanded by *Garibaldi's.....we take you where you want to go......and back again*!! We are now located in a pretty little hamlet hidden far away from the prying eyes of interlopers.We decided that so many followers spent so much time at the Temple that the best option would be to create an entire city devoted to the *Munk* and his works.The focus of this enclave will be the newly constructed *Norman Conquests* church........don't you just love the flying buttocks.....oops,sorry......flying buttresses!As always,true followers are most welcome,conviviality being the order of the day....all facilities are fully installed and running......though I'm afraid that we will have to make do with latrine pits.....until NM gets his act together and provides full flushing facilities......he has done such a good job over at the *next Door* party in this direction, it seemed only fair to give the job to him!
The bar is fully stocked,as is the huge kitchen....built especially large to cater for the *always in the kitchen at parties* brigade!
The ground is consecrated,the lights are on,and the MM will return!
ALL HAIL TO THE MUNK......MAY THE SUN ALWAYS SHINE FROM HIS>>>EYES!!

yeah - much partier temple.
and cleaner - but i would like NM to get a move on.

Hey hey, yet another temple? wow, i'm impressed. How is everyone? good? good.

You are back then MADMUNK!!! How was the UAE??....hot I bet
shazz

*rolls out the red carpet hangs the party lights turns on the festive music*..."WELCOME BACK FEARLESS LEADER!!, you were greatly missed wilst you were away!!"
monsy

*bow* *worship*
PARTY

Yep, i'm fine, and back, UAE was hot yes, boring but hot.....
Anyway, yes, well said swiv, let's PARTY!!!!!

*runs off to the corner and melds into the wall, like in all good parties.....*

HEY!!! you can't meld there!!, that is MY JOB!! check other forums!!, I AM THE WALLFLOWER AROUND HERE!!!.....that said, LET'S BOOGY!!!! i brought fresh baskets filled with goodies
monsy

hey!, no fair, i can't take it out here in the open..... claustraphobia setting in.... the walls are closing in ARRRHHGGG i need to MELD!!!!!!

here MadMunk....have some of this fruit, it will help with greatly
monsy

And have some of the vodka - it was left over last night (somehow)

hmmmm... nice i feel much better now, thank

*NM slides through under the door*

THANK HEAVENS!!!!THE MIGHTY MADMUNK HAS RETURNED AT LAST, AND ALL IS AGAIN RIGHT WITH THE WORLD!!!!!!

Now what's this crap about me building a bathroom? That's a job best left to the experts.....besides....if I go near any such facility in my present condition, someone will use me for "cleaning services"!

MM....Do you, by any chance, have some H2G2ML that can put me back to normal?(Well....as "normal" as I get, anyway!)

NM

Hmmm... i'll see what i can do, but i think that's beyond even my ability.....

NO!!! NO!!! Don't say that! I have faith, I KNOW you can do it!

NM

*rushing in...apologising proffusely*.....I'm late,I'm late.for a very important date!!...Let me just have a quick worship and beer...then I must go sort out my site.....then I'll be back to party
shazz

our dear MM is good but i don't know if he is THAT good!!
*places lampshade on her head and begins a new little funky dance to celebrate the return of the GREAT MADMUNK*
monsy

yes, everybody celebrate in the funky lampshade dance!!!!

I would, but I'm feeling a little flat at the moment

NM

well....better to be that then too sharp NM!! Or is it that you are just a natural LOL
shazz