h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

One of the greatest one-liners ever: I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die!

I wanted to post that one!

Why don't you post "I am Ballynac, you stole my quote, prepare to die!!"

"Inconceivable!"

"You keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."


Geggs

As you wish.

Sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world. Except for a nice MLT, a mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the muttonis lean and the tomato is ripe. They're so perky, I love that!

Miracle Max to Inigo.

It's not that bad. I'm not saying I'd like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely!

Westley's description of the fire swamp.

Good night Wesley, I'll most likely kill you in the morning.

Ooooh, look who knows so much! It just so happens that your friend here is only Mostly dead.

Please tell me, in as much detail as possible, exactly how much pain you are in at this moment.

Let me esplain... No, there is too much; let me sum up.

"I'm in the brute squad."

"You are the brute squad!"

Man and wife! Say man and wife!

Your intellect is dizzying.

Vizzini's advice - Don't get in a land war in Asia.

P.S. The writer is William Goldman (not Goldsmith, first sentence). Also wrote another of my favorites, "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid".

I was so disappointed that the dial on Count Tyrone Rugens torture machine did not go "up to eleven"

"Probably some local fisherman out for a moonlight sail in eel infested waters."

You seem a decent man. I hate to die.

Marwage, dat bwessed awangement dat bwings us togever to day.

BTW, for any one who is intrested, there is an awsome quiz about the princess bride at A863750 by Pinniped