h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Traveller in Time reading a folder on his head
"Can you help me, I am looking for some 20th century novels from earth. There lived a chap called Adams, he seems to have written quite a lot. I recently discovered he wrote a book about the meaning of liff. Perhaps you have it somewhere down here?"

Hmmm... that would probably be in the northeast wing, let me check... Ah! Here it is. Will that be all?

*wanders in hunting for a book along the shelves*

Cooo look at all them whatsits!

[turns to lil}

Sssh! its a library!

[continues looking in a serious manner]

I know that!

I meant the whatsits! Look..

*picks up a packet of whatsits and begins to eat them*


Crunch

CRUNCH

C R U N C H !!


Why are we in 'ere anyway?

Traveller in Time reading a liff
"
can you be quiet please, i am trying to read.
"

[winces visibly]

Could you not do that lil? I´m looking for a book on the study of rips in time.

[slightly confused expression] whatsits? you can eat whatsits?

OH!!! YOU MEAN LIKE THAT GAPING HOLE OVER THERE??

*points to the shelf at the far corner of the library*

C R U N C H...

Yep... you can eat whatsits *pulls faces at the fuddy old TiT at the desk*


*picks up another book called "Been There,Done That!" by W H O Dunnit*

[look of confusion] eating whatsits... loud things too...

[turns to the gaping hole]

somebody always has a book out when you need it.

[absently glances at Lil's book]

Right... now T T, do you know who has the book out? or has it just fallen down a black hole temporarily

Traveller in Time on his head
"Sorry what where you talking about.

You mean the <./>online</.> Guest ?

That is way too popular at this moment! (hence the server quakes)"

Oh! Hello!

eer....I seem to have been somewhere else for a while!

(Wondering which Traveller she is supposed to be with now)


Perhaps I should sit and read quietly until the quakes finish eh??

Traveller in Time on his head
"How about watching Jeremy Clarkson talking about television on BBC2 ?"

Are they still showing repeats?

Traveller in Time on his head
"The models they showed remind me of my own builds.

Just imagine some two meter behind me in a 'DIY' wind generator.
Blades are leftover wall cover material, arms are drain pipe, generator is band driven High efficiency bicycle dynamo.

"

*imagines*

Wind Generator!

c l zoomer being an integral part I suppose!


Sorry... I must behave in the library

[rolls his eyes and wanders up and down the shelves]

What??

I haven't done anything!

Honest!

Traveller in Time a bit jealous
"'lil old me' on a laptop in a hotelroom, and I will have to do a fortnight with just the bare silicon. "

Poor darling!

*looks round for Traveller*


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