h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*small fighter ship - X-wing features*
*boards and sets course for the planet her sister is on*

*This is Lorelei's ship by the way*
*Lands on Arras IV*

*leaves the ship and jumps on to the landing-pad*
<Please tell me they *have* a landing-pad!*

*When Lorelei is safely buckled in, the Police officer punches in co-ords for a safe area of space several parsecs away.*

*The officer leaves the ship.*

*The Night Sky lifts from the pad.*

*Lorelei wakes up.Shakes head*
I'm gonna kill whoever hit me on the head...and seriously scare that cop for pretending the 'Sky' was in bits!
*rubs temples*
Guess I'm going *back* to Yavin...*Sets co-ordinates for the academy*

*sets coordinates for Kamino air-space*

*makes the jump to hyperspace*

/\/*to the ship Jo'tra's message came from*Can you tell me what this' all about now?Because if you don't,I'll just fill in the gaps,and the words 'Anoon','trouble' and 'screwed up' come to mind.\/\

*comes out of hyperspace by Kamino*

/\/Jo'tra?Now what?

What's my sister *done*?\/\

/\/We are investigating the deaths on another planet... the planet as yet unknown... but I have a feeling Kamino is behind it all*she recieves some coords* those should get you past Kamino defenses... go see your nephew, find out what you can... I'll be in contact when I can. Jo'tra Out\/\

/\/See my *nephew*?Are you crazy?Why the *hell* would Od'seuss want to see *me*?
...

Oh,all right.

*flies down and lands where coordinates say*

< I won't say nothing on here...>

*launches powerfully from landing-pad,leaving soilders and beasts behind,still shooting and stuff*

*wipes forehead*

That,was close.Way too close.

~~So,Corellia,huh?Refresh my memory - hyperspace jump needed?~~

~~yes hyperspace jump~~

~~So where are you anyway?Or are you gonna - Sh*t!~~

~~I'm on Coruscant, but never you mind that...~~

~~Actually do mind it, report to the old Jedi Temple there~~

< Because you don't know that we exclaim sithspit or stang? >