h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Spontaneously combusted

while seriously rusted

And started an IRC fervor.

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A pitiful kitten in Denmark

Had on it a black and white Zen mark

Like a yang and a ying
But here's the sad thing -
It was merely a big felt-tip pen mark

So what's your line again? *ducks*

*ahem*

Moving right along...

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I'll call that a line Anonymouse

The elevater made a loud ding-dong

U didn't think you could get rid of me, did ya?

Hit second floor
And opened the door
And out stepped a rabid king kong.

(me? rid? hmm? )