h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

There once was a Virgin from Lima

Who got tanked on a 6-pack of Zima

she woke up next day,

having rolled in the hay

Now wary of boys with a Beemer
(BMW)

or

No longer a Virgin from Lima

--------------- New one

I came to a forum of limericks

;^)#

looking for fellow eccentrics

sp(?)

I felt quite intimidated

after being castrated

(sorry to all the men out there that just crossed thier legs, but it's 2:15am over here and it was the first thing that I though of)

whilst showing off some nifty new ball-tricks!

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There once was a midget called Brian

Who bought, from his neighbour, a lion

We thought sure he'd be eaten

With some honey to sweeten

Instead of helping to iron

(hmmmm....)

While flying across the Pacific

Thinking the flight was horrific

I saw, out on the wing


;^)#

This strange-looking thing...

who thought the movie too explicit
(that would be the in [or inhis case out] flight movie)

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After contracting something contagious

And blurting out something outrageous,

There's a Bomb on wing!!!

The fat lady will sing