h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

In a voice quite disadvantageous



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While wandering once by the river

I wondered just who would deliver

on promises made

By the Fire Brigade

And thinking about it, I shivered.

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With paper clips, scotch tape, and glue

TDV put up a site replete with goo


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it never does crash

And it sure is a smash

And it sure is a smash

(Sorry... Slow line. Thought it stalled -- again. )

Though their ISP's sometimes a poo

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Yoz was the marketing man

Careful, he was, not to spam

While enjoying the schmooze


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and a bit too much booze

He keeps stirring that 'stuff' in the pan.

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New Start
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There once was a bloke from Sydney

Who decided to donate a kidney


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Hands up who didn't see that one coming?

(Not donating a line at this time, since I just did.

Taking the donation as business up drumming


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ignoring Anomymouse's attempt

to finance his lifestyle; put an end to the slumming,

(Bizzare scantion for a limerick...?)

There once was a bloke from Sydney
Who decided to donate a kidney
to finance his lifestyle; put an end to the slumming <??>
Returning from exhile (choosing to use the first half )