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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Sep 4, 1999
"CAPS LOCK" STUCK - SHOW SOME LENIENCE
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Anonymouse Posted Sep 5, 1999
It's okay. There's a malfunction in the interface between the keyboard and the chair. 
On with the Limericks...
There once was an hombre from Texas
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Sep 5, 1999
er, Anonymouse, that WAS a Limerick...
WE APOLIGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE
"CAPS LOCK" STUCK - SHOW SOME LENIENCE
ITS NOT ARE FAULT WERE CRAP
AND I SPELL LIKE A SAP
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Vestboy Posted Sep 5, 1999
WE APOLIGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE
"CAPS LOCK" STUCK - SHOW SOME LENIENCE
ITS NOT ARE FAULT WERE CRAP
AND I SPELL LIKE A SAP
BUT THE SPELL CHECKER THINKS WE'RE ALL DEVIANTS
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Anonymouse Posted Sep 5, 1999
I like mine better, but...
When faced with a furry fridge-raider
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Some Guy Posted Sep 5, 1999
I tHiNk I mIgHt PuKe
Speaking of puking, told you I'm 13 40077, do they have as many Burger Kings and McDonalds as the U.S.A., Canada and even Russia(welcome to the motherland!)?
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Anonymouse Posted Sep 5, 1999
Just because you're thirteen doesn't mean you have to act your age in public. 
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Vestboy Posted Sep 6, 1999
Why do I wheeze like Darth Vader?
When faced with a furry fridge-raider
I think I might puke
"Just use the force, Luke!"
That's easy for you just to say, Da.
And the start we've been waiting for (Sorry Anonymouse 
):-
There once was an hombre from Texas
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Some Guy Posted Sep 6, 1999
Dated a girl without a top
(raging hormones?
Good name for a rock band too,eh?)
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Vestboy Posted Sep 6, 1999
No head, or torso just legses
Dodgy plural - sorry!
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There once was a girl with a pimple
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RangaKoo Posted Sep 6, 1999
and a view of her solar plexus
*shrug*
One night when barely awake
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Vestboy Posted Sep 6, 1999
Shelley, Did we post at the same time?
I'll gladly bow to your superior first line.
One night while barely awake
I saw the cosmos in a cup cake
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