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Post 141

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

but didn't reach number one


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Post 142

Vestboy

Cos HMV wasn't good at Sellin' 'em

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My auntie has bought me a party frock


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Post 143

Anonymouse

3,3,3... dit dit dit da da da dit dit dit

Or better yet... dit dit dit dit dit dit da

Which didn't fit me, but my pet rock


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Post 144

Anonymouse

dang space-eraser... that was

dit dit dit / da da da / dit dit dit

and the second was

dit dit dit / dit dit / dit / da


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Post 145

Researcher 56013

Exactly the right size for Spock
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I once met a man named kevin


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Post 146

RangaKoo

Who had an IQ of seven


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Post 147

Vestboy

His lessons he missed

(careful!)


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Post 148

Some Guy

The teacher was pissed
(S.O.S. *** --- *** S.O.S. I'm stuck on a planet with Englishmen who are afraid to curse. How pathetic)


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Post 149

Bruce

The drinks, they came to eleven.


;^)#
~~~~~~~~~~~~new one

She was a young girl with a secret


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Post 150

Vestboy

She had eaten a baby Egret.


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Post 151

RangaKoo

Who's wings she'd snipped


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Post 152

Some Guy

And head she ripped

Can't we all just get along.


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Post 153

Anonymouse

From "Don't Panic"

Please don't swear or be needlessly rude: you don't know
who's reading the Forums, and there are bound to be minors
in the audience. We don't have any draconian rules because
we trust our Researchers to be responsible, but we do
reserve the right to remove offensive material and will take a
dim view of postings that go against the spirit of h2g2.


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Post 154

Some Guy

You mean people my age?
I am 13 after all. Besides, the average fourth grader knows all of the the major curse words. Unfortunately that consists of f&#% and
a@!hole. See, I'm not some pissed of(that is not even remotly rude so be quite) jerk that likes to say the f word atleast fifty times a day.

*All of the words mentioned are aproved by the FCC


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Post 155

Jonny

Anonymouse doesn't mean anyone, those are the words of h2g2 (here: http://www.h2g2.com/dontpanic.cgi?name=dontpanic#6.5)


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Post 156

Jonny

Foiled by brackets (again) I meant here:

http://www.h2g2.com/dontpanic.cgi?name=dontpanic#6.5


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Post 157

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

an act she would live to regret
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While quoting a line from "Don't Panic"

(Topical or wot?)


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Post 158

Anonymouse

And watching the movie, "Titanic" smiley - winkeye


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Post 159

Bruce

I went to reply


;^)#


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Post 160

Anonymouse

And what did I spy


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