h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A hangover, proportions gigantic


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Panic, Panic, what can I write

There's absolutely no subject in sight!

Vocabulary Lacking

Something that won't offend or bite

Panic, Panic, what can I write
There's absolutely no subject in sight!
Vocabulary Lacking
And little to no backing

Panic, Panic, what can I write
Something that won't offend or bite
Something sweet and silly

Panic, Panic, what can I write
There's absolutely no subject in sight!
Vocabulary Lacking
And little to no backing
And two lines to think of - oh sh*te!

Panic, Panic, what can I write
Something that won't offend or bite
Something sweet and silly
using words willy-nilly

So as not to quarrel of fight.


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A man without a beezlebum

had a beard that looked like a weasel's bum

He shaved his nose

'n curled up his toes

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And shouted out "Look what my knees've done"


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I'm only just 2 inches tall

It's not very far to fall


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But life can get tricky

If'n youse a thicky


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And play pool - cos they'll think you're the ball.

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A sweet senorita from Spain

Had a glitch in her hitch -- what a pain.

Her old mama, Mia

, Ms Glamour, Sophia,

said she ought to get knotted, again.

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An "intelligent" IRC server

The home of a cyber perver

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