h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ah, yes I can see her

Praying for us to Jesus

(well, I tried...)
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Waking one morn in the gutter

'Twas the good ship venus
By christ you should of seen us
The figureheads a whore in bed
Astride a rampant penis.

The fist mates name was morgan
A homosexual gorgon
Three men could ride
With legs astride
Opon his sexual organ

continue...

Next to a certified nutter


;^)#

(er... OK... continuing...)

we were stopped by a cop

Whose balloon we did pop

Setting hearts all a flutter


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ new

While waiting on the phone


;^)#

And while sitting on the "throne"

On the edge of my seat

with my pants at my feet

Walls echoed the sound of my groan.

(At that limerick. )

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Two-pence a piece at the park,

Any colour, as long as its dark

;^)#

For purchase in pairs

A set of stairs

Assembled with nary a mark.

(huh? )

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I once knew a family in Dover

Happily surrounded in clover


;^)#

They had 2.5 kids,

Who they sold off for bids

of twelve pounds fifty or over

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A man with a terrible lisp

His hair, merely a wisp


;^)#