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Leave A Message Here :o)hi,just popping in to tell you everyone has poetry in them.just try it.

there once was a girl called totty
who had a tattoo on her botty
it depicted a scene
of a girl all in green
and it drove her boyfriend potty

hahahahaha oohhh very good
im honestly not good at poetry honest!!! i need lessons

nudgenudge winkwink
i can smell an awfull stink
started off in my tum
then made its way out my bum
then gurgled up the sink!!!

how bad was that!!

about 5 bacardi's worth ??

for a first try not bad.the thing is to keep it simple and avoid words that are difficult to rhyme.the more you practise the easier it becomes.pick a subject you know something about or try the limerick thread where you have to add a line to a limerick.
good luck

T

and where do i find the limerick thread
iv got a friend whos really got a poetry, she does some really nice stuff

that meant to say good at poetry

either go into "search" or look on the home page or try the friends united front page.

T

will do but for now im off to bed take care hope to speak again soon

totty

just thought I'd have a look at ur space, and had to laugh at the merry crimbo message, which, for me, currently reads

'Merry Christmas, I don't think you're happy enough, that's right... I'll teach you to be happy... I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!, And A Happy New Year'

oohhh well u picked your username not me

Hi Totty,

Miss logging on for a couple of days and it takes half an hour to read through all of your postings! You are a popular girl aren't you?

Guess I'm too late to tell you what I intended doing this week-end as it is almost over - I seem to have been involved in playing taxi-driver for 'er indoors and doing shopping. Still it's all in a good cause - christmas and all that. Tomorrow promises to be more of the same and in the meantime I'm trying to do work on the drawing board for my architect friend.

I hope you are all prepared for christmas now and ready to enjoy the good bits. I'm going to try wrap a few presents up now whilst he ladyship is asleep.

Will try to keep in touch over the holidays but in case I cannot - do have a lovely christmas

Jazz

Hiya Jazz

well sounds like you had an exciting weekend

popular?? hmm wouldnt nesaseraly say that but im a friendly person who likes to talk to people

well better go, my neighbours popped in for a cuppa so ill talk to you later....hope to speak to you before xmas but have a good one if i dont i ont be around for the new year week as im going to visit friends but ill talk to you before that, take care

Hi Totty,

Well I've had another 'exciting day' - mended a broken light tube in the kitchen (new tube and new starter, two trips to the shop!)
How many Civil Engineers does it take to mend a light tube? - ONE very frazzled in the process.

This evening we had a visit from a 'maiden aunt' friend of ours. She lives alone in a block of flats and is so pleased to have someone to talk to she never stops - we now know all the up-to-date goings on in that block. I think I dozed off at one stage.

I'm glad you are a friendly person who likes to talk to people - my kind of girl - can I ask your name? (I'm Jim)

I hope we can chat again before christmas but in case not I reciprocate your best wishes and hope you have a lovely time with that little cherub of yours, and hope is kind to you both.

Hi Totty,

Happy New Year to you - hope you are enjoying the festive season and that Santa was good to you.

I hope also that the New Year is good to you - a happy healthy and prosperous one.

Jim

Hiya Jim Happy New Year to you also
was very good to both myself and my daughter thank you we had a lovely time, also a good New Year where i got a little bit tipsy with some good friends at the moment im staying with them but go home tomorrow i would love to stay but i think they will be glad to see the back of me
You can call me by my name, Donna, if you wish but everyone calls me totty on here. So what else have you been doing with yourself
Well ill be going for now but ill talk to you again soon. Take care

Totty

Hi Donna,

what a lovely name, I feel we are just that little bit more personal using proper first names.

I'm glad you had a good time over the New year with friends - we had a very quiet time as our daughter and family were South in the London area somewhere visiting his family.

Isee the comment after 'a bit tipsy' reads drunk !!!

We stayed up to see the new year in then went off to bed. In between eating and watching television I've been doing some work on the drawing board but it's back to normal today - we took the tree and decorations down yesterday and packed them away ino the loft until next year.

chat soon

Donna,

Have I lost you? - hope the bug hasn't got you. keeping clear of it at this end fortunately.

Hoping to hear from you

Jazz