h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You see?
*room darkens, echo added to voice:

IT begins!

Ooops! Pizza's here!
*Wanders off to the front door*

Keep everything warm until I return.

PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

PIZZA??!!!
*tackles wowbagger, knocking him to the ground and reaches for pizza as it flies from his hands*
oh, sorry about that, must of gotten a bit carried away....here let me help youuuuuu.......ohhhhh!!! mushrooms my favorite!!!!!
monsy

Mine too... espeacially if they're saute- whatever.. who can spell that to begin with?

OOOH... quick, I'll grab the napkins, someone get the china... we're missing the movie!!

sautee'd, and the singular is sautee'. (those are supposed to be accents)

Get off me all of you! (well actually I don't mind that much )
*hits pause on the remote*
ahhh... now we can set this thing up properly. Who wants garlic bread?

Hmm... Only if its soft... I can't stand the crunchy crap... Although, I do like the middle... I scoop it right out- pure, greasy, garlicy goodness!

I always insist that there is more garlic than bread.

What cookie??? *wipes crumbs and choc chips off face* Sorry Fenny, it was just too tempting.
Yeah, sling the garlic bread over...

Is it almost over yet? I wanna' watch Labyrinth

No it's not, but I LOVE Labrynth so much that I'm stopping this one.
Hope there's no objections.

*puts in his own copy of Labrynth*

This film has everything: Jim Henson, Bowie (on a good day), Escher done in real life, Terry Froud designed goblins and Jennifer Connelly. woo woo WOO!

Exactly... OOOH... the opening scene!

OOOh... I can't say that enough!

"It's only forever
Not long at all
Lost and lonely

No one can blame you
For walking away
Too much rejection
No love injection
Life can be easy
It's not always swell
Don't tell me truth hurts, little girl
'Cause it hurts like hell, hurts like hell

But down in the underground
You'll find someone true
Down in the underground
A land serene
A crystal moon, ah ,ah

It's only forever
It's not long at all
Lost and lonely
That's underground
Underground"

Doesn't she have the niftiest room? And that dog? I love it!

GIVE ME THE CHILD.
THROUGH DANGERS UNTOLD AND HARDSHIPS UNNUMBERED,
I HAVE FOUGHT MY WAY HERE
TO THE CASTLE BEYOND THE GOBLIN CITY
TO TAKE BACK THE CHILD THAT YOU HAVE STOLEN,
FOR MY WILL IS AS STRONG AS YOURS,
AND MY KINGDOM IS AS GREAT.

FOR MY WILL IS AS STRONG AS YOURS.
MY KINGDOM IS GREAT.
YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME.

hey! sporky is almost as good as the movie
do the dance!! do the dance!!!
monsy

* does the magic dance

*blink blinks* Hey! What happened to the movie? *peers at screen* Ooooooooh, okay then. *watches new movie while nibbling on garlic crumblies and begging for a slice of mushroom with cheese*

Love those tan tight pant things Sporky. Do that magic dance thing.

The opening 'owl' credits are still an amazing piece of computer animation. Have you seen this film Mousey?

Do you like the wig? It's from Tina Turner's collection, especially borrowed by Jim Henson productions...

I've already done the dance, but I will do an encore...

*dances the magic dance

*tries to avoid Sporkie's feet*

Erm.. Unfortunately not, Wow. I've seen about as many films in the past few years as they made yesterday (I'd guesstimate ).