h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi people, sorry I'm late, where shall I put this crate of ale??? Also seen as how we haven't chosen a film yet how about "The Matrix" for a bit of action or if anyone fancies comedy I have "there's something about Mary" Room for me on that beanbag with you Fenny???

Oh, god, no!!!!! If I see that old woman's fake breasts one more time, I am going to go into shock- and not the good kind!!

Yeah they are pretty gross, but the rest of the film is still class

"There's just something about gravity..."

ok, where's the movie??? i want a movie!!!
if someone does not put a movie in pretty quick them i will be forced to pop "Barneys Christmas" in for torture
monsy

*GASP quickly spreads throughout the room... Fenny begins to cry, Wowbagger clutches at his heart, and all the rest faint in shock...
Sporkulious, waving away the people in the white jackets, thrusts The Matrix into the VCR faster than you can say 145,754,489,231,689,475/98pi*4/593 and 1/2

Excellent choice, Barney just doesn't do it for me I'm afraid I love the opening scene, hard chicks are cool, more hard chick films!!! By the way am I been completely un-P.C. and sexist here???

I don't believe people are sexist... I just think some people are sensitive to certain issues, while other's couldn't give a Belgium or not

Okay. Allow me to re-situate myself... Shorty's sharing the beanbag? Alright. Barney - cry. Now it's the Matrix.

Un-pc and sexist? Why? 'Cos hard chicks are cool? Nope. Just mean to Fenny 'cos she cries when Barney comes on and can't quite lift a box of computer paper.

Don't cry Fenny, Barney aint worth it And I don't know why anyone would want to be mean to the Virtual Lord Mayor...

I can barely life a leaf of paper

Ringing pizza guys now.

Hard chicks are cool, but soft chicks are really nice too.
And physical strength isn't one of my greatest traits either.
The Matrix is very cool - a great WOW film.
Has everyone seen it?
I'm glad I asked you guys along, because The Matrix isn't out on video over here yet. Another couple of weeks and I'm buying it.

Grabs a beer, settles into beanbag and sighs a long, slow, peaceful sigh.

*flips tiny beanbag over and scrunches it up a bit* ... Not yet, but I guess I'll watch it now. *peers at screen*

GREAT!! i haven't seen this one yet
*tosses anonymouse a chocolate fishy while waiting for the movie to begin and gets comphy*
monsy

You've got to see this one. Lots of action and, by gum, a reasonable sci-fi scenario.
(mind you, once they've told you all of it, out come the guns and it's an excellent action movie )

oooo ms monsy and mousey...
I do believe we're a little snug together on this beanbag

Hmm... yes, it is a well made movie... I hope all nine of the sequels will be as good as the original... So, are Wowbagger and myself the only two that have seen this movie???

Well I've seen it too, on DVD import and at the cinema. Love the story line, one for all the conspiracy theorists

What do you mean, conspiracy?
*eyes Shorty unblinkingly

Help, I have an agent Sporky after me...

No! You can't attack shorty, we're sharing a beanbag! I wouldn't want anything to happen to my beanbag! Or Shorty, for that matter!

Okay, Fenny, calm down... *big breath* Okay. No conspiracy, just a joke. Ha ha.

*looks around eerily* Wait a minute... where's my cookie??? SHORTY?