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Cashews!?! *nearly falls out of chair* ... May I?

*catches up with thread, settles in, and waits for Dangerous Liasons to begin*

*tosses anonymouse a bag of cheese flavoured popcorn*
wowbagger....turn down those lights start the movie
monsy

Never mind... I can reach them much better

Ah... nothing like watching a movie in the dark

*curls up to nap whilst waiting*

Sorry... had to nip out to the shop to buy some Choc Bikkies.
*puts Dangerous Liasions in and turns off the lights*
I think this is Glen Close's best effort. She schemes with the best of them.

*blinks awake*

Ah.. The movie has started.

*gets all comfy, nibbles on cheesy popcorn and pizza crumbs, and watches movie*

Oh... yes, she is rather miffish at times.... my only problem is is that insuferable John Malkovich.... there are just certain movies that I can't stand him in... Anybody like Annie Lenox's Walking on Broken Glass video?

Must admit that I haven't.
I like Malkovich's performance in this one - he suits the character very well: snide back-stabbing, two faced. It's Keanu that seems out of place.
And Uma Thurman's debut performance... va va VOOM!

Indeed... I am rather fond of her.... mmm....

She also suits the role of the 'easy target'. The young maiden ready to learn a thing or two about corruption.

since we are talking about dangerous liasons, how about bringing up Cruel Intentions

Haven't seen it. Don't want to. I like this version. May get it on video.
What's it like?

Hmm... don't want to see it, eh? Well, in my book such sayings are outlawed! Who wouldn't ever want to see a movie, for any other reason that Leonardo DiCaprio and Celine Dion are both in it? Those are the only exceptions (the two paired off are utterly unforgiveable... any movie with more than 2 minutes of Celine Dion is unforgiveable... any movie with more than 39 minutes of Dicaprio is unforgiveable...)!


Actually, the soundtrack is quite good... Filipe is a poor actor, only serving as eye candy... same with Witherspoon... what makes the movie is Sarah Michelle Gellar, Buffy star, who is an utterly heartless DOB (about 1/3 of the woman that Close is). It really isn't all that bad of a movie.

Shall keep that in mind.

Shall we order pizza now?

Out of pizza?? How awful!

*nibble*

Hmm... oh, yes... please do... Oh, and be sure to get the tomatoe, spinach, pinapple, pepperoni, and onion for me

Any other preferences for pizza toppings?
I know a place that does a great deal and you can actually taste the toppings
Also it looks like we need another video. Sporky's sugested one... anyone else?

I want to see sleepy hollow.. but since its not out on tape, or in the theatre yet, I suppose we shall have to choose something else...

Oh, I forgot- can you make sure that there are portabello mushrooms on that, too? Thanks

With the addition of mushrooms, I think Sporkie has covered all the major bases (and then some ).