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Me too. How about the art of conversation.

what do you mean?

we could discuss the 'art of conversation'

well go for it then

Conversations take two optical...with all due respect it is you who wanted to change the subject, and you who wanted to talk in the first place....you go for it...i'm just making suggestions.

ok, ok no need to get....! How about talking about animals... I take it you probably don't want to talk about religion

Morning Optical,
Another glorious one it is too...I will be happy to talk about either of those two subjects...religion, animals or both even. How are you today anyway?

Me?....get all....!!...nah..not me...lol

G'day Nonametraveller

I'm fine I had an interview today and got the job I just strolled in there and they gave it to me I've lost count of the times that has happened to me with previous jobs. Ok it doesn't happen always but most.

Anyway, you kick start the subject of conversation (and I hope you are well)

Hello Optical...how you be?

You are not an aussie are you?

Congrats on the job...when do you start?

I thought we were going to talk about animals and religion...

Me, i love wildlife, ...one of my passions in life is wildlife photography...not here but in Africa. I also love prts though, i have three dogs over there and three parrots...miss them more than anything.

Hi there I am fine and hope you are too

No i'm not an Aussie and neither are you

I start the job tomorrow

and am not good at getting convo's rolling

perhaps the animals and us can go bowling?

on a serious note who's looking after the animals? and whats your fave?

Hi there I am fine and hope you are too

No i'm not an Aussie and neither are you

I start the job tomorrow

and am not good at getting convo's rolling

perhaps the animals and us can go bowling?

on a serious note who's looking after the animals? and whats your fave?

Hi there I am fine and hope you are too

No i'm not an Aussie and neither are you

I start the job tomorrow

and am not good at getting convo's rolling

perhaps the animals and us can go bowling?

on a serious note who's looking after the animals? and whats your fave?

Hey there,

No i am not an aussie...please...lol...mind you some people in the past because i apparently have an unusual accent...mixture of my london slang...south african twang and a whole load of travelling in between..

I think we are doing fine with our convo...rolling along nicely...don't you think?

My favourite animal is ny baby Cleopatra...long haired german shepherd...beautiful dog that turns heads wherevr she goes...devastated to have to leave her and if i decide to stay here i am going to try and bring her over maybe...trouble is i live on a plot with someone else and altogether there is 12 dogs...so in a way it would be unfair. I also have a belgian shepherd called Nikita and a little furry thing called piggy...a cockatoo called stormy...a blue headed called bluey and my favourite a mitred conye calle Chilli.
upset even thinking about them...oh well...they are fine and happy so that is the most important thing.

I love accents particularly the Irish

sorry to hear you are missing your animals. I guess leaving Africa isn't an option then if you are so attached. I don't blame you. I wish I could take the family golden retriever with me to uni but somehow i think thats a bad idea

They are a fcator of course but i won't be basing my decisions on the animals...if i do stay here one of the first things i will do is go over to organise shipping some stuff back so i will be able to see them then...and as i said they are in great hands and with their mates too.

yeah i know a few irish...it is a nice accent hey?

I figure you will be boarding at uni judging by that comment...wich one are you going to?

I love the Irish accent hence why I am attracted to the Gryffindor Quidditch captain out of Harry Potter and the 'my hero' star.

Morning Optical,

Sorry that is all gobbeldegook to me ...never seen or read any harry potter stuff.'my hero'...what is that?

oh don't worry they are just two examples of irish menn i have come across 'my hero' is a programme in the uk