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Yeah men in uniform makes me go weak in the knees lol
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We have a restaurant like that over here in Liverpool, it's open every single day aswell as the buffet.
The price is £5.50 lunch hour, and the rest of the night is £8.00 i think.
But on a sunday it is £9.00, which is still not bad.
I am always drinkin tea, so it doesn't effect me at all.
I am glad that you enjoyed yourself, that makes the night up enjoying yourself.

Just nipping out to rent a uniform then

i can't wait to see you when you get back then

Hi Tony

I thought you were going to change into a uniform lol
I can't wait to see what you look like lol
Don't leave me in suspense

Yes...well.......You see it's like this.... they only had a nurses uniform left and there was no way I was going to wear that.

Anyway the building is now surrounded by the Bush demonstration. So God knows how I'm getting home to night, that is if I can get out of this place.

Well i wish you luck then
We don't want you to be stuck there

Oh no, no army uniforms that's not fair.
You would look funny in a nurses outfit, and that i would like to see lol
Would you put one on for a bet?
Cos i would love too see what you look like

You'll just have to use your imagination, I'm afraid. I'm not wearing that. ..Well that is, I'm wearing clothes, not just those ones. I mean, well, I couldn't just sit here naked, could I?

That would give everyone a good laugh.

I have never worn a uniform to be honest. Many years ago when I was about 13 I wore a Boy Scout uniform, doubt if it would fit me today, even if I could find it, and I don't think short trousers with my knees would be a good idea anyway.

Hi Tony

what are you like
You always make me laugh with the things you say.
Now seeing you naked, well what more can i say lol
Seeing you in a boy scouts uniform, at your age (which i can't remember) well i can just imagine lol
Anyway i don't go round looking at mens knees, i go for there bodies mmmmm lol
Oh well i know you mighten be there now, but you will get this tomorrow now.
xx*NATS*xx

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Welcome to the only watering hole on the site. (Hands out maps) The door is always open and the path is deep and worn.

Hiya Tony and welcome new comer.

How are you today Tony?
Have you got that boy scouts uniform on lol

You must be joking!!
I'm never going to live that down am I?
I was bloody useless at the Scouts.
Found an old school blazer when I moved house three years ago. And no it did not fit me.
As to the knees. After all those operations my knees look like a road map of Great Britain with all those scars.
Must admit I've never really looked at men's knees either. Still what ever turns you on.

DANTE_CUBIT

There are other conversations which you are invited to join on my thread under the title of The Most and Beer. Nats you too are invited to join in if you so wish.

Have a good day to you all, and Dante you have my vote.

Thank you Tony.

I might just take you on that offer.
I am so sorry for the delay, i have loads to post to.
So if i am late replying, please take no offence
Well to put you out of your misery, i won't ever mention about the boy scouts uniform again.
So how does that sound to you
I said i don't look at the knees, i, i go for the bodies mmmm lol

Bit busy working on Children In Need material at the moment. Will get back later.
Just a note. I see the TV channel E4 is Tx'd a series entitled Children in Need ..........Of A Slap.

What does that mean of a slap?
So you are a bit busy aswell.
I love watching children in need, so i will be tonight.
Will you be watching a bit of it?

Dear god, no! (You're not the only people who're busy, I just can't be arsed to do any work now). Love the cause for children in need, but unfortunately find the whole TV experience quite painful. I'll be pledging (is that how you spell it?!) though.
Could do with some donations for the 'Keeping Keith Watered' cause. I'm runnin' outta Stella...

Can't get the image of a grown man in scouts uniform out of my noggin - feels like an episode of 'Monty Python'. Not that that's a bad thing, mind.

I didn't say I was wearing it, I said apart from school uniform, the only uniform I'd worn was a scouts uniform
Mind you me in a uniform would make you turn to
Agree with the TV, think it goes on too much, as it is for a good cause it is .
Mind you, it can't be all that good. That bloody bear still has the bandage on his eye after all this time.

I think it's Terry Wogan that does it. I can't stand Wogan.
Anyway.

guys i got booted out
I must have booted it first though, but i can't honestly remember lol
Oh no what have i started here, you won't forget about this scouts uniform now will you lol lol
I love watching children in need, but if i don't like who is doing a charity, i turn it over to wait for the next act.

What do you turn the TV over for. Isn't it rather heavy? Why not just change channels?